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RE: What would you do if you found out that God has nothing to do with religions?
October 7, 2017 at 10:47 am
The topic is stupid.
In a universe 14 billion years old, with trillions of galaxies, each with billions of stars and hundreds of billions of planets and asteroids, why wouldn't the Lord God Almighty by totally obsessed with primitive goat fucking savages on one little piece of rock ??
See how fucking compelling that is ?
Sheesh.
Praise Jesus, go team . . . . .
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RE: What would you do if you found out that God has nothing to do with religions?
October 7, 2017 at 10:59 am
forgiving religious error is a Mormon thing too.
Their members have been indemnified in the eyes of heavenly Father in case of errors by the poohbahs running the only entirely correct religion in the entire universe.
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RE: What would you do if you found out that God has nothing to do with religions?
October 7, 2017 at 7:59 pm
(October 7, 2017 at 1:10 am)ignoramus Wrote: (October 6, 2017 at 9:08 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: I bet you make a mean cake.
"mean" means awesome.
Kit, I'm sure CL is a wonderful cook!
(It's the message ON the cake which worries me!)
*** ***** ****
Not the 'chocolate' icing?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What would you do if you found out that God has nothing to do with religions?
October 7, 2017 at 9:16 pm
Little Rik versus Drich is like headless chicken versus shitting pigeon. *popcorn*
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RE: What would you do if you found out that God has nothing to do with religions?
October 8, 2017 at 4:31 pm
Be surprised of its existence but not surprised that god has nothing to do with religion. Religion is a man made creation.