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They Found a Holy Shitter in Israel?

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They Found a Holy Shitter in Israel?
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RE: They Found a Holy Shitter in Israel?
November 13, 2017 at 8:22 pm
Last September.
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RE: They Found a Holy Shitter in Israel?
November 13, 2017 at 10:44 pm
(November 13, 2017 at 7:54 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(November 13, 2017 at 6:34 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: OK. But what does this directly or indirectly have to do with one dunny and religious reforms?

Unless we're discussing holy shit.

YOu asked what his "reforms" might have been.  Establishing central control under priests located in the capital might not seem like a "reform" to us but it seems as if Hezekiah thought it was.

It was about suppressing other cults in the nation.

Suppressing cults with toilet reform. Got it.
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RE: They Found a Holy Shitter in Israel?
November 13, 2017 at 11:21 pm
Jewish toilet prayer:

"Blessed are You, Hashem our God, King of the universe, Who formed man with wisdom and created within him many openings and many hollows. It is obvious and known before Your Throne of Glory that if even one of them ruptures, or if even one of them becomes blocked, it would be impossible to survive and to stand before You (even for a short period). Blessed are You, Hashem, Who heals all flesh and acts wondrously."
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RE: They Found a Holy Shitter in Israel?
November 13, 2017 at 11:32 pm
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Throne of Glory!  Got it.

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RE: They Found a Holy Shitter in Israel?
November 13, 2017 at 11:48 pm
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RE: They Found a Holy Shitter in Israel?
November 14, 2017 at 2:01 am
It was called the spongia.

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RE: They Found a Holy Shitter in Israel?
November 14, 2017 at 2:30 am (This post was last modified: November 14, 2017 at 2:30 am by ignoramus.)
Why didn't they just buy some toilet paper? Dunno
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RE: They Found a Holy Shitter in Israel?
November 14, 2017 at 5:39 am
(November 14, 2017 at 2:30 am)ignoramus Wrote: Why didn't they just buy some toilet paper? Dunno

Don't take a vacation in Venezuela = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKhhvvqIhbk

When they analyzed the toilets in Pompeii they discovered that the people ate giraffes. Imagine the logistics of that dinner.  

It seems that you can learn a lot from shit if you know your shit.

You know things are tough when you have to cook with your crap.

Ezekiel 4:15 (NLT) = “All right,” the Lord said. “You may bake your bread with cow dung instead of human dung.”
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RE: They Found a Holy Shitter in Israel?
November 14, 2017 at 5:43 am
that recipe isn't just from biblical times either

go read detailed account of what was in the 'bread' available in Leningrad during the 900 day siege of WWII . . . .
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