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They Found a Holy Shitter in Israel?
#11
RE: They Found a Holy Shitter in Israel?
Last September.

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#12
RE: They Found a Holy Shitter in Israel?
(13th November 2017, 19:54)Minimalist Wrote:
(13th November 2017, 18:34)mh.brewer Wrote: OK. But what does this directly or indirectly have to do with one dunny and religious reforms?

Unless we're discussing holy shit.

YOu asked what his "reforms" might have been.  Establishing central control under priests located in the capital might not seem like a "reform" to us but it seems as if Hezekiah thought it was.

It was about suppressing other cults in the nation.

Suppressing cults with toilet reform. Got it.
God(s) and religions are man made and the bane of humanity. 

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Ozzy or Twain/take your pick
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#13
RE: They Found a Holy Shitter in Israel?
Jewish toilet prayer:

"Blessed are You, Hashem our God, King of the universe, Who formed man with wisdom and created within him many openings and many hollows. It is obvious and known before Your Throne of Glory that if even one of them ruptures, or if even one of them becomes blocked, it would be impossible to survive and to stand before You (even for a short period). Blessed are You, Hashem, Who heals all flesh and acts wondrously."

Heptaclavianism:
the belief that seven nails were used to crucify Jesus Christ; three on Maundy Thursday, and four on Good Friday


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RE: They Found a Holy Shitter in Israel?
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Throne of Glory!  Got it.

Big Grin

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RE: They Found a Holy Shitter in Israel?
[Image: roman-sponge-wiping.jpg]
Heptaclavianism:
the belief that seven nails were used to crucify Jesus Christ; three on Maundy Thursday, and four on Good Friday


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#16
RE: They Found a Holy Shitter in Israel?
It was called the spongia.

[Image: 1200px-Xylospongium.jpg]

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#17
RE: They Found a Holy Shitter in Israel?
Why didn't they just buy some toilet paper? Dunno
Quote:AtlasS33 wrote:
"When it comes to the deiety I worship, he sent a book, it contained a message. I took that message, tested it, then I realized he is God : it didn't break against reality."
Pulse Wrote:
~ Atheism seems so incredibly counter intuitive, that to even begin to take it seriously, one has to suspend all logic."
Godscreated Wrote:
~ Magic is an illusion, what God does isn't an illusion it is real and unexplainable. If you mean I would call it a miracle, you're right."


Religion: making the uncomfortable comfortable for thousands of years.
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RE: They Found a Holy Shitter in Israel?
(14th November 2017, 02:30)ignoramus Wrote: Why didn't they just buy some toilet paper? Dunno

Don't take a vacation in Venezuela = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKhhvvqIhbk

When they analyzed the toilets in Pompeii they discovered that the people ate giraffes. Imagine the logistics of that dinner.  

It seems that you can learn a lot from shit if you know your shit.

You know things are tough when you have to cook with your crap.

Ezekiel 4:15 (NLT) = “All right,” the Lord said. “You may bake your bread with cow dung instead of human dung.”
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#19
RE: They Found a Holy Shitter in Israel?
that recipe isn't just from biblical times either

go read detailed account of what was in the 'bread' available in Leningrad during the 900 day siege of WWII . . . .
Heptaclavianism:
the belief that seven nails were used to crucify Jesus Christ; three on Maundy Thursday, and four on Good Friday


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