Satanic Bible vs Christian Bible

[Cod]

Jesus said if you are not with me you are against me and in the camp of Satan, you have no option in this unless you decide Christ is the better way.

GC

Jesus just had a lucky break, if JTB had kept hold of his head it could have been a very different story. I'm in the camp of Nescafe.

[ƵenKlassen]

I ended up selling my soul to Santa. Bloody autocorrect.

  That's kind of weird to sell your soul to Santa, but okay.

[Cyberman]

There may have been a joke in there somewhere.

[Godscreated]

Jesus said if you are not with me you are against me and in the camp of Satan, you have no option in this unless you decide Christ is the better way.

GC

LOL.   Jeebus Crisps was an asshole.  Buh-bye.  I'd happily sell my soul to Satan right now, but souls don't exist, Satan doesn't exist, and neither does Heeber Jeebers.

Hard to understand all your mumble mouth, spit out the wad of gum and speak plainly.

GC

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Jesus said if you are not with me you are against me and in the camp of Satan, you have no option in this unless you decide Christ is the better way.

GC

Jesus just had a lucky break, if JTB had kept hold of his head it could have been a very different story. I'm in the camp of Nescafe.

No your in Satan's camp a very dangerous place to be. If you had ever cared to read the NT with understanding of any kind you would have known that John the Baptist was a servant for God, His whole mission was to announce that Christ had arrived. Just amazes me how people think they can argue the scriptures when they do not even know them, you must have fun pretending to be a biblical scholar.

GC

[Martian Mermaid]

I seem to like the Satanic Bible more because it seems more appealing to me.

The Christian Bible, on the other hand, seems to be a book of guilt-trip babble.

The Satanic Bible seems less strict and let's you live your life the way you want to.

The Christian Bible is the book of abstinence; the Satanic Bible is the book of indulgence.

Anyway, what is your opinion on the matter? Let me know.

The Satanic bible is less harmful. 
The Satanic bible says not to bring harm to others unless they bother you(or something) while the Christian bible demands death of certain groups.

Edit: Okay it doesn't exactly say that but that's the impression I get. The rules of Satanism are:
"Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not harm little children.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him."

Still much less violent than the bible. This however is not the whole Satanic bible, but here is what I know about Satanism and I am getting a much kinder impression from it.

[Cod]

No your in Satan's camp a very dangerous place to be. If you had ever cared to read the NT with understanding of any kind you would have known that John the Baptist was a servant for God, His whole mission was to announce that Christ had arrived. Just amazes me how people think they can argue the scriptures when they do not even know them, you must have fun pretending to be a biblical scholar.

GC

I wouldn't say it's fun, but it certainly keeps me off the streets. Jesus was just another in a long line of preachers who just happened to drop in lucky, that's my interpretation of it. Who are you to question what I've taken from reading the good book? Not everyone who reads it will come to the same conclusions that you do, live with it.  
I'm in nobody's camp.

[drfuzzy]

LOL.   Jeebus Crisps was an asshole.  Buh-bye.  I'd happily sell my soul to Satan right now, but souls don't exist, Satan doesn't exist, and neither does Heeber Jeebers.

Hard to understand all your mumble mouth, spit out the wad of gum and speak plainly.

GC

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Jesus just had a lucky break, if JTB had kept hold of his head it could have been a very different story. I'm in the camp of Nescafe.

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No your in Satan's camp a very dangerous place to be. If you had ever cared to read the NT with understanding of any kind you would have known that John the Baptist was a servant for God, His whole mission was to announce that Christ had arrived. Just amazes me how people think they can argue the scriptures when they do not even know them, you must have fun pretending to be a biblical scholar.

GC

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OK.  Jesus Christ was an asshole.  He died 2000 years ago and no longer exists.  Satan does not exist.  God does not exist.  And until you can provide definitive proof of God's existence, then all you are doing wasting your time here is peddling ignorant lies and feeling superior because the Tooth Fairy is going to take YOU to heaven and fry all of us evil unbelievers forever.  Enjoy wanking off to your little tiny fantasies.

[Godscreated]

Hard to understand all your mumble mouth, spit out the wad of gum and speak plainly.

GC

OK.  Jesus Christ was an asshole.  He died 2000 years ago and no longer exists.  Satan does not exist.  God does not exist.  And until you can provide definitive proof of God's existence, then all you are doing wasting your time here is peddling ignorant lies and feeling superior because the Tooth Fairy is going to take YOU to heaven and fry all of us evil unbelievers forever.  Enjoy wanking off to your little tiny fantasies.

 Good to see you believe Jesus is real and there is no evidence that Jesus was other than the Bible says He is. You have no proof Jesus stayed in the grave and we have eyewitness testimony that He was seen after He died on the cross, you might not accept it but billions have and continue too. How do you know Satan doesn't exist, you should he's closer to you than you could imagine. You are making a positive statement about God's existence now prove what you seem to know.  God has made a place for the unbelieving, if you do not change God will place you there because you chose it and in this dark place you will make your own hell by the way you lived this present life. You're quite a piece of work, treating Christians with your superior attitude, thinking you are better than us calling us every disgusting thing that come to your childish mind. if you do not change you will find the truth at your death.

GC

[drfuzzy]

OK.  Jesus Christ was an asshole.  He died 2000 years ago and no longer exists.  Satan does not exist.  God does not exist.  And until you can provide definitive proof of God's existence, then all you are doing wasting your time here is peddling ignorant lies and feeling superior because the Tooth Fairy is going to take YOU to heaven and fry all of us evil unbelievers forever.  Enjoy wanking off to your little tiny fantasies.

 Good to see you believe Jesus is real and there is no evidence that Jesus was other than the Bible says He is. You have no proof Jesus stayed in the grave and we have eyewitness testimony that He was seen after He died on the cross, you might not accept it but billions have and continue too. How do you know Satan doesn't exist, you should he's closer to you than you could imagine. You are making a positive statement about God's existence now prove what you seem to know.  God has made a place for the unbelieving, if you do not change God will place you there because you chose it and in this dark place you will make your own hell by the way you lived this present life. You're quite a piece of work, treating Christians with your superior attitude, thinking you are better than us calling us every disgusting thing that come to your childish mind. if you do not change you will find the truth at your death.

GC

    Yeah yeah yeah.  More threats of hell.  (yawn)  
I believe Jesus MIGHT have been an actual human being.  Maybe. 
All the rest is just another asshole threatening me with a Deity that doesn't exist and a place after death that doesn't exist.

[chorlton]

To godscreated

5 different accounts of the resurrection myth in the chrisTaliban bible but you knew that right & its Joshua not jesus

nobody has to prove someone doesn't exist
prove he did without the bible as circular reasoning then we talk

lets play the who knows scripture better
start with page 1 & I'll go a verse at a time nice & slow

15,800 versions since the Sinai so ensure you've the right one of the infallible gods perfect book before we start

pride brings you here & keeps you here lets see how far it takes you towards the dark side. your ball