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Satanic Monument
July 27, 2015 at 7:14 am
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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Satanic Monument
July 27, 2015 at 7:30 am
1. You shall have no other gods before Me.
2. You shall not make idols.
Yahweh doesn't like competition.
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RE: Satanic Monument
July 27, 2015 at 7:49 am
(This post was last modified: July 27, 2015 at 7:50 am by Longhorn.)
Hah! Religious freedom to your FUCKING FACE! Suck it!
Gj satanists, waffles for you c:
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RE: Satanic Monument
July 27, 2015 at 10:16 am
How about a compromise:
erect statutes to the glory of Mammon. Christers love Mammon, especially the TV preechurs.
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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RE: Satanic Monument
July 27, 2015 at 10:55 am
(This post was last modified: July 27, 2015 at 10:56 am by robvalue.)
Hahah! Excellent.
The irony? Satan is the good one. "Evil" in this sense means "opposing Yahweh". So, good.
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RE: Satanic Monument
July 27, 2015 at 10:58 am
I love it too. Unfortunately, the pushy Jesus freaks it's aimed at have no sense of irony and the 1st Amendment lesson they should be drawing from this is simply lost on them.
Nevertheless, it's fun to watch them get their panties in a wad with their fake persecution complexes and their hysterical "further evidence this country's going to hell in a hand basket" fretting.
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RE: Satanic Monument
July 27, 2015 at 11:20 am
Jex Blackmore??? Hahaha I want a satanic name...
Hmmm... Hert Stabbly
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Satanic Monument
July 27, 2015 at 12:56 pm
I'll be Auntie Faith Locke.
those guys are Atheistic Satanists. They're pretty much just trolling other religious people by having the statue in the first place. Warms my heart. #myTrollBloodBoilsLikeHotElfSoup
