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How does everyone picture God?

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How does everyone picture God?
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#21
RE: How does everyone picture God?
December 8, 2017 at 11:23 pm
I saw this fresco of Priapus on a wall in Pompeii.  I was convinced.

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#22
RE: How does everyone picture God?
December 8, 2017 at 11:33 pm
(December 8, 2017 at 4:46 am)ignoramus Wrote: As atheists we know that no one can properly define God as God is a person's personal God so their God's characteristics and morals are usually a reflection of their own.

How do I picture God if I strain and squint hard enough?...

A cartoony old man in the clouds? Dunno Don't know what else to say? I'm not experienced in these things...

I'm expecting the big guns to chime in with some fine details ...They're good at that stuff... (*cough*)

How do I picture god? 

Okay... take a blank piece of white paper. 






















Ready...

























This is the really exciting part






















































Get out your pack of crayons or markers or whatever you like drawing with. 










































Are you ready?











































Take that piece of paper

































put it on the table in front of you 




























































and don't touch it.
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RE: How does everyone picture God?
December 8, 2017 at 11:40 pm
Although you'll be castigated and rebuked for it, I luv luv luv the use of blank space in that post.
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RE: How does everyone picture God?
December 8, 2017 at 11:42 pm (This post was last modified: December 8, 2017 at 11:43 pm by Joods.)
(December 8, 2017 at 11:40 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Although you'll be castigated and rebuked for it, I luv luv luv the use of blank space in that post.

That was part of the point too.... all that absolutely blank, white space Big Grin

What's more is I stayed directly on topic. No rule breaking here Big Grin
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RE: How does everyone picture God?
December 8, 2017 at 11:44 pm
Still our mobile compatriots will whine about burning up their battery life.

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RE: How does everyone picture God?
December 9, 2017 at 1:46 am
(December 8, 2017 at 9:09 pm)Starhunter Wrote: Someone said that whatever you imagine about God is a reflection of who you are.

Vey interesting. I imagine the god to be an exquisite Mexican mama with all that swag. Food for thought, ey?


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RE: How does everyone picture God?
December 9, 2017 at 2:59 am
In the unlikely event etc etc... I'd imagine he'd look and be a bit like Jack Nicholson towards the end of the film: The Shining. Just bat-shit mad, angry as hell and aimlessly wandering around the place trying to find people to harm.
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