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#71
RE: Irreverent Quotes
January 22, 2018 at 9:47 pm
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#72
RE: Irreverent Quotes
January 22, 2018 at 10:01 pm
Not quite a quote but certainly irreverent.



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RE: Irreverent Quotes
January 22, 2018 at 10:09 pm (This post was last modified: January 22, 2018 at 10:19 pm by Haipule.)
(January 17, 2018 at 3:32 pm)Succubus Wrote: "You're supposed to shelve it when the man puts the bunny back in the hat, thanks everyone, and says goodnight.  Some people, though, seem to see rabbits popping up from manhole covers on the streets.  These people are impossible to maintain an informative conversation with..they don;t even know what -they're- thinking..truly..and so they inevitably ramble.

This makes me, a natural atheist (lol) who has never given this god shit the time of day or even thought it was anything other than deplorably silly to do so...assume they've either flown the coop..or are bullshitting me with pious theatre. Yeah, they say it, but they don't know what it means..so how could they possibly believe it, let alone defend the proposition in a rational discussion?"

L. H. Mencken Khemikal.
Dude! You don't believe in the Easter Bunny? The Hare Club for Men? Whom protect the true Pope--Snow Ball the bunny? What? You don't believe in Peter Rabbit the Apostle? With his high Pope hat to cover his ears? And that the Last Supper was colored Easter eggs? Do you guys even watch South Park?

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#74
RE: Irreverent Quotes
January 23, 2018 at 9:56 am
(January 22, 2018 at 8:07 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(January 21, 2018 at 1:29 am)Godscreated Wrote:  He was trying to separate Christians from their Christianity and as you can't separate yourself from your atheism, Christians can't separate themselves from Christianity and it is a huge part of us because it means something significant to us.

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A real to life idiot.

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Why?

Because the Laws regarding menstruation in Leviticus were omitted ?

Or the part about harmlessly swilling poison and sticking your thumb in a poisonous cobra's cloaca ?

 Because the quote came from a bigoted person who hates Christianity, thus disqualifying the statement from because of biased intent.

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#75
RE: Irreverent Quotes
January 23, 2018 at 10:59 am
The menstruation Laws are winning me over, if that helps . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#76
RE: Irreverent Quotes
January 23, 2018 at 11:02 am
(January 23, 2018 at 9:56 am)Godscreated Wrote:
(January 22, 2018 at 8:07 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Why?

Because the Laws regarding menstruation in Leviticus were omitted ?

Or the part about harmlessly swilling poison and sticking your thumb in a poisonous cobra's cloaca ?

 Because the quote came from a bigoted person who hates Christianity, thus disqualifying the statement from because of biased intent.

GC

ad hominem
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RE: Irreverent Quotes
January 23, 2018 at 1:26 pm
(January 23, 2018 at 9:56 am)Godscreated Wrote:
(January 22, 2018 at 8:07 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Why?

Because the Laws regarding menstruation in Leviticus were omitted ?

Or the part about harmlessly swilling poison and sticking your thumb in a poisonous cobra's cloaca ?

 Because the quote came from a bigoted person who hates Christianity, thus disqualifying the statement from because of biased intent.

GC

Did you look up the meaning of 'irreverent' yet?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Irreverent Quotes
January 23, 2018 at 2:33 pm
(January 20, 2018 at 12:20 am)Godscreated Wrote: All of you are pathetic in your attempts to trash Christians.

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(January 19, 2018 at 2:28 pm)Whateverist Wrote: Lambs of God?   Undecided

You finally got one right.

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RE: Irreverent Quotes
January 23, 2018 at 3:13 pm (This post was last modified: January 23, 2018 at 3:13 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
For some, believing that they have a purpose is more important than what that purpose is.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Irreverent Quotes
January 23, 2018 at 3:55 pm
"Or the part about harmlessly swilling poison and sticking your thumb in a poisonous cobra's cloaca ?"

That is only found in Mark 16:9-22 and only in the newer manuscripts. All the older manuscripts stop at verse 8. Yet, how many churches base themselves on that nonsense.
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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