As Seen on Facebook . . .

[Wyrd of Gawd]

[Amarok]

Unfortunately they miss the fact that if we add all guns together not just assault rifles . Way more people die to guns then hammers . And a hammer is not designed to kill people .And i would can't wait to here of the pulse nightclub hammer massacre .

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So much stupid 

Considering most cars owned by politicians are not driven by them . But a trained driver . And what laws are the so called liberal politicians exempt from ?

[Cinjin]

Just saw this one on Facebook



jesus tap-dancing-christ, that is awesome!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

First off, they won't get there in time. Second, if you have a gun in your home the chances are that it will kill a resident, not an intruder. If an intruder does break into your home they're ready for a fight. You're not. You're in bed asleep. They shoot you as you wake up, not as you search around for your gun. 

And that's the point where you find out exactly how useful prayer really is.

The news is loaded with stories about people shooting burglars at all hours of the day.

For instance =

Pennsylvania man, 84, shoots and kills home invader, fights off another
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/08/eld...-them.html

"An 84-year-old Pennsylvania man successfully fought off a home invasion, fatally shooting one intruder after two men broke into his house in the middle of the night.

Ellwood City police said Don Lutz was awakened by a noise around 1:15 a.m. Friday. He grabbed a handgun, which he told KDKA he keeps under his pillow while he sleeps, and went out to investigate.

He was met by two men breaking into his home.

“I was in bed sleeping, they woke me up,” Lutz told KDKA. “Woken up to them busting in on my front door, and I went out in the hallway in the dark, and I met this one guy, and he went to grab me and that’s when I shot him.”"
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Police: Federal agent fatally shoots intruder in her home
https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-worl...-her-home/

"MIAMI (AP) — Police say a federal agent has fatally shot an intruder inside her home near Miami.

The Miami Herald reports that the shooting occurred around 1:30 a.m. Monday. U.S. Customs and Border Protection confirmed that the shooter was 55-year-old Maria Otero, the branch chief of the agency’s Miami office.


Miami-Dade police say 28-year-old Robert Young III smashed in a glass sliding door at Otero’s home in Pinecrest. Detectives didn’t immediately know whether Young was armed, but Florida’s self-defense law generally permits deadly force against any intruder."

That's not "Loaded".

[Pat Mustard]

I LOVE this one. The others resemble some kind of argument, but this one, this gem is completely fabricated.  What exactly is a "huge correlation" ?   Kinda funny.

Correlation often doesn't nean shit. In my dtatietics course in college (nearly 20 years ago now so I don't have exact details), the annual variation in the UK unemployment rate almost perfectly correlated with the variation in rainfall at Hyde Park for years. No causation factors, so tue stat was meaningless.

[mlmooney89]

Omg this is my thread! I've been screenshotin things that y'all would love but didn't know where to share them. When I get back to my laptop you guys get to see what it's like to be on my Facebook with bible belt friends lol

[downbeatplumb]

Omg this is my thread! I've been screenshotin things that y'all would love but didn't know where to share them. When I get back to my laptop you guys get to see what it's like to be on my Facebook with bible belt friends lol

I can only imagine.
Go for it girl.

[Shell B]

Omg this is my thread! I've been screenshotin things that y'all would love but didn't know where to share them. When I get back to my laptop you guys get to see what it's like to be on my Facebook with bible belt friends lol

I'm excited for this. Bring on the bullshit!

[Cyberman]

[Edwardo Piet]

Guns do kill people though....

Pencils don't misspell words... but having something to write with certainly helps you write something incorrectly.

It's possible to murder people with a knife. But a gun certainly helps.

I really think the whole "Guns don't kill people, people kill people" thing is absurd when it's acted like guns have nothing to do with it.

Harder to kill people without a weapon. And a small kid is less likely to pick up a gun and shoot themselves by accident if the gun isn't there.

Glass can kill people, and water can kill people. But I doubt it's as much problem if an adult leaves a glass of water lying around in front of a small toddler than if they leave a handgun lying around in front of a small toddler.

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So, I'm starting this off with the stupid stuff I've seen posted on Facebook about mass shootings. However, I'm sure this thread will evolve, so let's just call it a thread about stupid shit you've seen on facebook. Now, please don't post identifying information about the people who posted this stuff, including names. We wouldn't want someone starting shit somewhere else. Moreover, I was hoping for the tone to be sort of funny and relaxed, not witch hunty.

First off, they won't get there in time. Second, if you have a gun in your home the chances are that it will kill a resident, not an intruder. If an intruder does break into your home they're ready for a fight. You're not. You're in bed asleep. They shoot you as you wake up, not as you search around for your gun. 

And that's the point where you find out exactly how useful prayer really is.

Either the guns are left where anyone can grab them... which isn't safe. Or they're locked up somewhere safe. Which isn't safe.

The intruder gets indoors, and it's like "Hang on a second Mr Axe-Wielding Maniac... hold with the choppy choppy for one second while I just unlock my gun from my gun cabinet."