Doonesbury Trashes Evangelical Hypocrites

[Huggy Bear]

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If a person repents will he get eternal life in the golden cube called New Jerusalem?

Golden cube? Are you high?

[The Grand Nudger]

Goodness..are you suggesting that a person would have to be intoxicated to believe in the shit in magic book?  


Perish the thought.

[vorlon13]

If a person repents will he get eternal life in the golden cube called New Jerusalem?

Golden cube? Are you high?

Revelation 21  NIV

5 The angel who talked with me had a measuring rod of gold to measure the city, its gates and its walls. 16 The city was laid out like a square, as long as it was wide. He measured the city with the rod and found it to be 12,000 stadia[c] in length, and as wide and high as it is long. 17 The angel measured the wall using human measurement, and it was 144 cubits[d] thick.[e] 18 The wall was made of jasper, and the city of pure gold, as pure as glass. 19 The foundations of the city walls were decorated with every kind of precious stone. The first foundation was jasper, the second sapphire, the third agate, the fourth emerald, 20 the fifth onyx, the sixth ruby, the seventh chrysolite, the eighth beryl, the ninth topaz, the tenth turquoise, the eleventh jacinth, and the twelfth amethyst.[f] 21 The twelve gates were twelve pearls, each gate made of a single pearl. The great street of the city was of gold, as pure as transparent glass.

[The Grand Nudger]

It's an interesting story....like e's bit (before he got raptured) with the angels who had fire under their wings and moved whichver way the fire moved and spoke from a crystal box on the canopy of a glass arc.

A 12-24k foot cube with flashing red lights and antennae everywhere descends from heaven.  This is god, this is paradise. I call that Contact.

[Minimalist]

12,000 stadia would be about 1,400 miles....only an idiot would believe that.  I'm sure the xhristards think it is 'gospel.'

[The Grand Nudger]

Yeah but that's just the detritus around the core.  Kind of like the scattered burbs. The core..as described, is the most up-armored structure that's ever existed.

[Huggy Bear]

Golden cube? Are you high?

Revelation 21  NIV

5 The angel who talked with me had a measuring rod of gold to measure the city, its gates and its walls. 16 The city was laid out like a square, as long as it was wide. He measured the city with the rod and found it to be 12,000 stadia[c] in length, and as wide and high as it is long. 17 The angel measured the wall using human measurement, and it was 144 cubits[d] thick.[e] 18 The wall was made of jasper, and the city of pure gold, as pure as glass. 19 The foundations of the city walls were decorated with every kind of precious stone. The first foundation was jasper, the second sapphire, the third agate, the fourth emerald, 20 the fifth onyx, the sixth ruby, the seventh chrysolite, the eighth beryl, the ninth topaz, the tenth turquoise, the eleventh jacinth, and the twelfth amethyst.[f] 21 The twelve gates were twelve pearls, each gate made of a single pearl. The great street of the city was of gold, as pure as transparent glass.

It's a PYRAMID not a CUBE...

[The Grand Nudger]

Oh god...here we go again

For clarity.....you'd have to be high to believe in the cube..but the pyramid...well...that's legit.......................................?

[Huggy Bear]

Oh god...here we go again

For clarity.....you'd have to be high to believe in the cube..but the pyramid...well...that's legit.......................................?

Nowhere in the bible does it state that the New Jerusalem is a cube, so yeah, you'd have to be high to come to that conclusion, whether or not you believe it's real has no bearing on this; what if someone walked around claiming Darth Vader had a pink suit? he'd be just as high...

[The Grand Nudger]

Thanks for clearing that up.