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RE: Random Thoughts
May 24, 2018 at 11:53 pm
I've regaled you enough with my intelligence tonight.

Time for bed.
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 25, 2018 at 12:48 am
(May 24, 2018 at 7:55 am)Joods Wrote: We should also ask babies if it's okay to change their diapers.  We wouldn't want to offend them by invading their space.

Changing diapers is not the same as taking one's loved ones away from them.
How can a hen know what's in the egg? It could be her child? She may have already named it, dammit!

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RE: Random Thoughts
May 25, 2018 at 6:14 am
The island nation of Tonga is not shaped like a penis.
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 25, 2018 at 7:32 am (This post was last modified: May 25, 2018 at 7:36 am by Little lunch.)
Tasmania is shaped like a vagina's pubic hair though.
Have you looked at the northern half of Noveya Semlya?




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RE: Random Thoughts
May 25, 2018 at 9:53 am
Used an online pdf editor to fill out and sign a CNA training packet. Easier than going to the library and printing out the forms.
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 25, 2018 at 10:22 am
Quote:North Korea prohibits residents from having any contact with the world beyond the country’s borders.

International calls are against the law and are punishable by death. A man was sentenced to death in 2013 for making a phone call to a friend in South Korea. Should you ever visit North Korea, you might want to simply avoid phone calls altogether.
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 25, 2018 at 10:44 am (This post was last modified: May 25, 2018 at 10:44 am by purplepurpose.)
God is the worst Pimp, he doesn't pays his girls for the most part, but only uses threats.
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 25, 2018 at 1:14 pm
Yay, I don't have TB.
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 26, 2018 at 12:27 pm
Retaining wall
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Random Thoughts
May 26, 2018 at 12:30 pm (This post was last modified: May 26, 2018 at 12:32 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(May 25, 2018 at 6:14 am)Jörmungandr Wrote: The island nation of Tonga is not shaped like a penis.

Okay this is getting slightly less random. I'm sensing some sort of pattern.
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