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RE: Do you have a cool job title?
May 26, 2018 at 1:05 pm
(May 26, 2018 at 11:41 am)Tiberius Wrote: I used to be a Senior Penetration Tester but then I got promoted and now I’m a Principal Penetration Tester.
Does your wife know
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RE: Do you have a cool job title?
May 26, 2018 at 1:07 pm
Who do you think promoted him?
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RE: Do you have a cool job title?
May 26, 2018 at 1:11 pm
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RE: Do you have a cool job title?
May 26, 2018 at 1:12 pm
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RE: Do you have a cool job title?
May 26, 2018 at 3:14 pm
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RE: Do you have a cool job title?
May 26, 2018 at 3:23 pm
"Porn Historian".... I love that one, you'll never see a museum to that at the Washington DC National Mall Smithsonian.
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RE: Do you have a cool job title?
May 27, 2018 at 1:56 am
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Do you have a cool job title?
May 27, 2018 at 2:10 am
I hate this man! He took my job!
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RE: Do you have a cool job title?
May 27, 2018 at 10:24 am
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