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Do you have a cool job title?

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Do you have a cool job title?
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RE: Do you have a cool job title?
May 26, 2018 at 1:05 pm
(May 26, 2018 at 11:41 am)Tiberius Wrote: I used to be a Senior Penetration Tester but then I got promoted and now I’m a Principal Penetration Tester.

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May 26, 2018 at 1:07 pm
Who do you think promoted him?
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RE: Do you have a cool job title?
May 26, 2018 at 1:11 pm (This post was last modified: May 26, 2018 at 1:12 pm by brewer.)
Primary Butt Dent Applicator.

Used to want to be a gynecologist but was exposed to medical pictures.
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#24
RE: Do you have a cool job title?
May 26, 2018 at 1:12 pm
Pandorum to the Asparagus.
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RE: Do you have a cool job title?
May 26, 2018 at 3:14 pm
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RE: Do you have a cool job title?
May 26, 2018 at 3:23 pm
"Porn Historian".... I love that one, you'll never see a museum to that at the Washington DC National Mall Smithsonian.

"Biggest dick" John Holmes.

Most limber male porn star, "Ron Jeremy"

An entire wing dedicated to Hugh Hefner and another to Bob Guchioni(sp)


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May 27, 2018 at 1:56 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Do you have a cool job title?
May 27, 2018 at 2:10 am
I hate this man! He took my job!
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Kit, you interested?
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Hammy, you start Monday!
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We could have had some fun with you know who! hehe
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RE: Do you have a cool job title?
May 27, 2018 at 10:24 am (This post was last modified: May 27, 2018 at 10:24 am by Mermaid.)
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RE: Do you have a cool job title?
May 27, 2018 at 12:43 pm (This post was last modified: May 27, 2018 at 12:44 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
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