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RE: Random Thoughts
August 9, 2018 at 3:11 pm (This post was last modified: August 9, 2018 at 3:41 pm by purplepurpose.)


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RE: Random Thoughts
August 9, 2018 at 6:41 pm
Quote:WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange is "seriously considering" a request to testify in person before the U.S. Senate intelligence committee about Russian interference in the 2016 U.S. presidential election, according to a statement from his lawyer.
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RE: Random Thoughts
August 9, 2018 at 6:43 pm
There are some people having a public karaoke in a square near my house... The lyrics are (in italian) "o, huge sky, o blue sky", but due to a quirk in well... Pronounciation, it sounds like "oh, my dick is huge, oh, my dick is blue"
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Random Thoughts
August 9, 2018 at 7:15 pm
I find women with thin lips and thick teeth extremely attractive.

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RE: Random Thoughts
August 9, 2018 at 7:59 pm
(August 9, 2018 at 7:15 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I find women with thin lips and thick teeth extremely attractive.

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So...


...vampires?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Thoughts
August 9, 2018 at 8:06 pm
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RE: Random Thoughts
August 9, 2018 at 9:38 pm
Walking to the bus stop this evening, my penis shifted in my underwear. The rubbing contact between my underwear and groin was enough to give me a raging hardon. I waited until I was in a particularly dark area before I reached into my pants to reposition myself. Then the erection calmed itself as I continued my walk toward the bus stop.
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RE: Random Thoughts
August 9, 2018 at 9:44 pm
Thanks for sharing!
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RE: Random Thoughts
August 9, 2018 at 9:58 pm
(August 9, 2018 at 9:38 pm)Kit Wrote: Walking to the bus stop this evening, my penis shifted in my underwear.  The rubbing contact between my underwear and groin was enough to give me a raging hardon.  I waited until I was in a particularly dark area before I reached into my pants to reposition myself.  Then the erection calmed itself as I continued my walk toward the bus stop.

Time to call in Jockey Strap to rein in that horse. Tongue
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RE: Random Thoughts
August 10, 2018 at 2:29 am
(August 9, 2018 at 7:15 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I find women with thin lips and thick teeth extremely attractive.

Boru

What do you think about women in the military and police?
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