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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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This is a little long, but it's worth it
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."  (August 23, 2018 at 6:31 pm)Lucanus Wrote: This is a little long, but it's worth it ...and left an embryonic prince. Don't you know what "Roofies" are, gurrl?
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." 
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 26, 2018 at 3:53 pm
(This post was last modified: August 26, 2018 at 3:54 pm by purplepurpose.)
 (August 24, 2018 at 5:02 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Donny Osmond is funny. Who knew?? I did. I saw an interview with him where he described doing a concert and when he asked for requests, a group of bikers in the front asked for “Puppy Love”, which apparently he hates (understandable). But they were insistent. So he did a punk version. Which they loved! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" ![[Image: 39049630_2567189073307217_97716438192829...e=5C2CD74C]](https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/39049630_2567189073307217_977164381928292352_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=7e23531d7b3481ec37b6964bfcb49274&oe=5C2CD74C) Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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