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When will Jesus return?
September 5, 2018 at 2:20 pm
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A poll for everyone! While growing-up, I used to waste my days and youth day-dreaming about Jesus' Second Coming, but now, I have the pleasure of just living my life!
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RE: When will Jesus return?
September 5, 2018 at 2:21 pm
Never, anymore than Thor or Apollo or the tooth fairy.
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RE: When will Jesus return?
September 5, 2018 at 2:46 pm
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Jesus already came. All those women who scream for God during climax...
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RE: When will Jesus return?
September 5, 2018 at 2:49 pm
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Hopefully before the wall gets built.
There are lawns to mow!
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"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: When will Jesus return?
September 5, 2018 at 3:12 pm
Jesus will be back before half time, just making a beer run.
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RE: When will Jesus return?
September 5, 2018 at 3:14 pm
There's no evidence that the fucker was here the first time.
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RE: When will Jesus return?
September 5, 2018 at 4:16 pm
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He's come and gone so many times it's now blase.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pe...o_be_Jesus
Edit: (notice I didn't use the delu...... word)
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.