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Poll: When will Jesus come back?
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Next 10 years.
5.56%
1 5.56%
Next thousand years.
0%
0 0%
Who knows? Could be a billion years from now.
5.56%
1 5.56%
At the heat death of the Universe, or, even later.
0%
0 0%
Never -- Jesus is dead.
88.89%
16 88.89%
Total 18 vote(s) 100%
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When will Jesus return?
#1
When will Jesus return?
A poll for everyone!  While growing-up, I used to waste my days and youth day-dreaming about Jesus' Second Coming, but now, I have the pleasure of just living my life!
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#2
RE: When will Jesus return?
Never, anymore than Thor or Apollo or the tooth fairy.
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#3
RE: When will Jesus return?
I choose #5, also!
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#4
RE: When will Jesus return?
Jesus already came. All those women who scream for God during climax...
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#5
RE: When will Jesus return?
Since one day is like a thousand years to the Lord, I'm sure he'll be returning any day now . . . Rolleyes
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#6
RE: When will Jesus return?
Hopefully before the wall gets built.

There are lawns to mow!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#7
RE: When will Jesus return?
Jesus will be back before half time, just making a beer run.
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#8
RE: When will Jesus return?
There's no evidence that the fucker was here the first time.
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#9
RE: When will Jesus return?
(September 5, 2018 at 2:20 pm)Jehanne Wrote: A poll for everyone!  While growing-up, I used to waste my days and youth day-dreaming about Jesus' Second Coming, but now, I have the pleasure of just living my life still talking about it on the internet!

FTFY
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#10
RE: When will Jesus return?
He's come and gone so many times it's now blase.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pe...o_be_Jesus

Edit: (notice I didn't use the delu...... word)
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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