Random Thoughts

[Cod]

Tonight has made me think about my life. I'm sat here on my fat arse typing stuff hoping some random people will acknowledge me. Pretty sad really. Fuck it, I'm off for a bit.

[Little lunch]

Don't be so hard on yourself IWNK.
I've generally liked what you've had to say so far.
And we aren't completely random, we all have a common disbelief.
In my time here I've come to believe that there are some genuine friendships to be had.

[Silver]

Movie battles with four on one make no sense to me. There's no realistic way one person is going to beat four, especially when those four could just charge in as one.

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OMG, that charging rhino coming to a full stop to lick her face. EPIC!

[Silver]

Time for bed.

Since Valk is taking a break, someone else be a doll and keep count for me.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Movie battles with four on one make no sense to me. There's no realistic way one person is going to beat four, especially when those four could just charge in as one.

It works like this:  Once those four charge you, grab #1 and bite off his thumb.  Spit the thumb into the face of #2.  You have now disabled two of your opponents (one is far too freaked out over having had his thumb bitten off, and the other one is likely to have a similar reaction to getting a face full of severed thumb). Opponents #3 and #4 are going to be distracted for a few seconds by the blood and shrieking.  Use this time to grab #3 by the bollocks.  Squeeze as hard as you possibly can, preferably with a sort of downward, twisting motion.  Smile (remember, your face is covered in thumb-blood) at #4 and say, 'You're next, sweetie.'

I can't tell you how I know this (it's a statute of limitations thing).

Boru

[vulcanlogician]

[Silver]

Typical. We save the banks, but no one saves us.

[Silver]

I bite my lower lip. No idea why, I guess I'm just a cannibal who likes the taste of my own flesh; yes, I eat the skin off my lips in a particular area.

I've been trying to let it heal, however. It's hard. I'm also an obsessive lip licker, licking my lips to keep them moist, and licking my lower lip makes me want to taste the area where I normally bite off the skin.

[J a c k]

Tomorrow is a big day with big balls and I feel like a giant with tiny balls.

[Silver]

Tomorrow is a big day with big balls and I feel like a giant with tiny balls.