We were so poor, we watched television from outside with our faces pressed to the neighbors windows.
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I was so poor as a kid routine
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We were so poor we wore only hand me downs. My Dad would take me to the loading dock of the Gap. He would lovingly lift me into the back of the semi-truck and say "OK! Be a good boy and hand me down that stack of blue jeans". Later on he would pat me on the head and say "If you ever say anything about this I am gonna kick your little ass!" We weren't rich but I have fond memories!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
We were so poor that we said, "An IOU for your thoughts?"
We were so poor the church mice invited us for supper.
We were so poor we had to play Dungeons OR Dragons.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (October 12, 2018 at 7:59 pm)Kit Wrote: We were so poor, we watched television from outside with our faces pressed to the neighbors windows. You had neighbours?? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
We were so poor that when we went fishing, we'd put a drawing of a worm on the hook and catch a drawing of a fish.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
I was so poor the tories made a special law so I couldn't vote.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
We were so poor our fantasies revolved around a LARGE cardboard box in the middle of the road and TWO handsful of cold poison for supper.
(October 13, 2018 at 7:21 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: We were so poor our fantasies revolved around a LARGE cardboard box in the middle of the road and TWO handsful of cold poison for supper. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26ZDB9h7BLY You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. |
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