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Add something absurd to any sports......
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RE: Add something absurd to any sports......
November 19, 2018 at 5:53 pm
(November 19, 2018 at 5:48 pm)tackattack Wrote: ooh I like the hockey one. What about a heated hockey puck that melts ice as it goes  and has a randomly timed internal device that gives it a jolt in a different direction. Or maybe a randomly detonated M90 ever quarter.

A football game where everyone is a boggart (like from harry potter- think Stephen kinks IT, like your worst fear) of the last person to touch the ball.

Hockey with land mines. I wouldn't suggest that, Flier's fans would say, "cool idea".
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November 19, 2018 at 6:00 pm
there was actually a budweiser advert here years ago that sought to increase the hilarity of soccer matches - extra time multiball, and half time monster trucks to tear the pitch up.

Actually a great idea!
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RE: Add something absurd to any sports......
November 19, 2018 at 8:32 pm
Football with tanks.

Skeet shooting with drones that shoot back.

Babies used for shark fishing.

Poker with real, hot, pokers.
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November 19, 2018 at 8:37 pm
(November 19, 2018 at 8:32 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Football with tanks.

Skeet shooting with drones that shoot back.

Babies used for shark fishing.

Poker with real, hot, pokers.

Can  we separate games and pass times from sports?

Shark fishing would only be a sport if the sharks had equal equipment and knowledge of what you were attempting and were trying to to the same to you.

I like the idea of drones shooting back in skeet shooting.

Poker is a table game, more on par with Monopoly and Trivial Pursuit.

Football with tanks? Can't be Panser tanks. Good speed but no leadership.
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November 19, 2018 at 11:12 pm
Water polo with horses.

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November 19, 2018 at 11:16 pm
Actually indoor skydiving is a sport, and it's trying to go Olympic. Lets see what I'd add to that.
Indiana jones style collapsing wind tunnel with spike while playing hot potato with a paint grenade?
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November 20, 2018 at 12:11 am
Sword fighting with swordfish.
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RE: Add something absurd to any sports......
November 20, 2018 at 8:12 pm
Whoopy cushions built into boxing gloves.
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November 20, 2018 at 8:16 pm
(November 20, 2018 at 8:12 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote: Whoopy cushions built into boxing gloves.

Just like football, I think UFC fighters should eat tons of beans and chili before a fight. Nobody is going to want to get near you after that. Great way to prevent concussions.
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November 20, 2018 at 8:20 pm
Synchronised swimming with lead weights.

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