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RE: Add something absurd to any sports......
November 19, 2018 at 10:18 am
Polo
-add saddles to the riders, and put a raccoon in each one.
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RE: Add something absurd to any sports......
November 19, 2018 at 11:32 am
Spartan race or American Ninja warrior course where your team of three is chained together with a 3 food length of rope between each of you. Each team is equipped with one paintball gun with 50 rds., one net and one foam nerf sword to split amongst the team. 2 teams run the course simultaneously attacking each other on the way.
I call it Ninja warrior Spartan race mad max edition.
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RE: Add something absurd to any sports......
November 19, 2018 at 11:34 am
Football on a circular field. No scoring. Just going round and round and round.
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RE: Add something absurd to any sports......
November 19, 2018 at 12:15 pm
(November 19, 2018 at 11:34 am)Jörmungandr Wrote: Football on a circular field. No scoring. Just going round and round and round.
That sounds about as pointless and boring as I feel most sports are.
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RE: Add something absurd to any sports......
November 19, 2018 at 12:21 pm
Hockey, a mini flash on the puck that a coach can only active twice in a game to blind a player/goalie.
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RE: Add something absurd to any sports......
November 19, 2018 at 2:51 pm
Archery with paisley targets.
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RE: Add something absurd to any sports......
November 19, 2018 at 5:48 pm
ooh I like the hockey one. What about a heated hockey puck that melts ice as it goes and has a randomly timed internal device that gives it a jolt in a different direction. Or maybe a randomly detonated M90 ever quarter.
A football game where everyone is a boggart (like from harry potter- think Stephen kinks IT, like your worst fear) of the last person to touch the ball.
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