Serious NEWS food warning.....

[no one]

Let us hope, there isn't anymore to this iceberg.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I've come to the end of my salad days.

[Angrboda]

Lettuce all bow our heads in silence.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Lettuce all bow our heads in silence.

You lettuce to a strange place.

[Angrboda]

Lettuce all bow our heads in silence.

You lettuce to a strange place.

It's not expected for you to Romaine that way.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

You lettuce to a strange place.

It's not expected for you to Romaine that way.

Hey, I'm on painkillers, and dribbling on my Bib.

[Astreja]

Fortunately we're not big on lettuce around my place, and the only time I get Romaine is specifically when I want to make a Caesar salad (which is quite infrequent).

I do wonder how hard it would be to grow my own inside the house, though. I have an aquarium retrofitted with an LED plant light that only gets used in late winter for getting seedlings started, but nothing says I can't start some salad greens now.