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GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
#11
RE: GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
(April 11, 2019 at 2:15 pm)Meshakhad Wrote: Hi! I just found this forum about 5 minutes ago, and figured I might as well register.

So, to state my beliefs up front, I am a Conservative Jew. I believe that G-d created the universe 14 billion years ago. I also strongly disapprove of forcing one's beliefs on others, whatever they are. For that reason, I find I get along better with most atheists better than Christian fundamentalists. I believe that it is important to seek out differing opinions and to engage in reasoned debate. I also believe it is important to laugh as often as possible. Here's to many interesting debates and hilarious jokes!

Welcome.

Your disapproval of pushing beliefs gets you an immediate +1.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#12
RE: GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
(April 11, 2019 at 2:15 pm)Meshakhad Wrote: Hi! I just found this forum about 5 minutes ago, and figured I might as well register.

So, to state my beliefs up front, I am a Conservative Jew. I believe that G-d created the universe 14 billion years ago. I also strongly disapprove of forcing one's beliefs on others, whatever they are. For that reason, I find I get along better with most atheists better than Christian fundamentalists. I believe that it is important to seek out differing opinions and to engage in reasoned debate. I also believe it is important to laugh as often as possible. Here's to many interesting debates and hilarious jokes!

Shalom. My father is Jewish, and despite being raised Catholic, I still have Hanukkah prayer memorized. Don't know what I'm saying, but I can pronounce it right!

But you're not one of the ultra-orthodox Jews in NYC responsible for the measles outbreak, are you?
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#13
RE: GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
Hello! Big Grin
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#14
RE: GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
Welcome! Peace!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#15
RE: GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
Welcome Meshakhad.
Isn't your namesake a guard captain of House Harkonnen slain in hand to hand combat by Duncan Idaho?

Or was that Aragorn? English history can be sooo confusing.

Welcome. Smile
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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#16
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Welcome Woof.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#17
RE: GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
(April 11, 2019 at 2:15 pm)Meshakhad Wrote: Hi! I just found this forum about 5 minutes ago, and figured I might as well register.

So, to state my beliefs up front, I am a Conservative Jew. I believe that G-d created the universe 14 billion years ago. I also strongly disapprove of forcing one's beliefs on others, whatever they are. For that reason, I find I get along better with most atheists better than Christian fundamentalists. I believe that it is important to seek out differing opinions and to engage in reasoned debate. I also believe it is important to laugh as often as possible. Here's to many interesting debates and hilarious jokes!

Welcome
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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#18
RE: GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
I mean. . . as long as you're willing to eat babies with us, we can overlook the whole theist thing for a while.
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#19
RE: GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
(April 11, 2019 at 3:43 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Greetings. I'm the one they warned you about.

No! I am the one! Diablo
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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#20
RE: GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
Welcome, but in Hebrew.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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