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GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
April 11, 2019 at 2:15 pm
Hi! I just found this forum about 5 minutes ago, and figured I might as well register.
So, to state my beliefs up front, I am a Conservative Jew. I believe that G-d created the universe 14 billion years ago. I also strongly disapprove of forcing one's beliefs on others, whatever they are. For that reason, I find I get along better with most atheists better than Christian fundamentalists. I believe that it is important to seek out differing opinions and to engage in reasoned debate. I also believe it is important to laugh as often as possible. Here's to many interesting debates and hilarious jokes!
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RE: GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
April 11, 2019 at 2:16 pm
Welcome aboard.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
April 11, 2019 at 3:16 pm
Did you bring the Knishes?
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RE: GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
April 11, 2019 at 3:17 pm
Welcome to the Forums.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
April 11, 2019 at 3:27 pm
Welcome! I hope you find what you’re looking for here...
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken.
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RE: GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
April 11, 2019 at 3:34 pm
(This post was last modified: April 11, 2019 at 3:34 pm by Nay_Sayer.)
Who is G-D? Do you mean God? It has a name you know; FSM.
Welcome and RAmen
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.
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RE: GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
April 11, 2019 at 3:43 pm
Greetings. I'm the one they warned you about.
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