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RE: Random Thoughts
August 25, 2019 at 3:42 pm
Why is it that my wife saying, 'EVERYTHING'S FINE!' is so often accompanied by multiple door slammings?

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RE: Random Thoughts
August 25, 2019 at 3:49 pm
(August 25, 2019 at 3:42 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Why is it that my wife saying, 'EVERYTHING'S FINE!' is so often accompanied by multiple door slammings?

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Same reason the request to clarify the mumblings is "NOTHING!!!"
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RE: Random Thoughts
August 25, 2019 at 4:02 pm
(August 25, 2019 at 3:42 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Why is it that my wife saying, 'EVERYTHING'S FINE!' is so often accompanied by multiple door slammings?

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Loose hinges?

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Thoughts
August 25, 2019 at 5:53 pm
(August 25, 2019 at 4:02 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 25, 2019 at 3:42 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Why is it that my wife saying, 'EVERYTHING'S FINE!' is so often accompanied by multiple door slammings?

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Loose hinges?

Her hinges are fine, tyvm.

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RE: Random Thoughts
August 25, 2019 at 6:46 pm
(August 25, 2019 at 3:42 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Why is it that my wife saying, 'EVERYTHING'S FINE!' is so often accompanied by multiple door slammings?

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When I work on doors in our house, I fit them so well that they can't be slammed unless there is a window open in the room that door is for. They just go whoosh!  Saved quite a bit of money replacing broken hardware, I did.
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RE: Random Thoughts
August 25, 2019 at 8:13 pm
(August 25, 2019 at 6:46 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(August 25, 2019 at 3:42 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Why is it that my wife saying, 'EVERYTHING'S FINE!' is so often accompanied by multiple door slammings?

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When I work on doors in our house, I fit them so well that they can't be slammed unless there is a window open in the room that door is for. They just go whoosh!  Saved quite a bit of money replacing broken hardware, I did.

I think I'd sooner pay for the hardware than pay the price of having a wife who couldn't vent by slamming a door.  Smile

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August 26, 2019 at 1:08 pm (This post was last modified: August 26, 2019 at 1:09 pm by onlinebiker.)
French President Macron described the Amazon jungle basin as "the planet's lungs".

I guess that makes the Andes Mountains the planet's tits.


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RE: Random Thoughts
August 26, 2019 at 6:17 pm
(August 25, 2019 at 8:13 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(August 25, 2019 at 6:46 pm)Fireball Wrote: When I work on doors in our house, I fit them so well that they can't be slammed unless there is a window open in the room that door is for. They just go whoosh!  Saved quite a bit of money replacing broken hardware, I did.

I think I'd sooner pay for the hardware than pay the price of having a wife who couldn't vent by slamming a door.  Smile

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Agree. Lorena Bobbitt comes to mind!
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RE: Random Thoughts
August 26, 2019 at 8:25 pm
Last night, this video showed up in my YouTube recommendations:





As a devotee of the microwaveable brownie/cookie/cake/whatever the fuck baked good you're baking into a mug, I was intrigued, especially seeing the peanut butter. I decided to make it as part of my lunch today. It was bigger than expected, and, unfortunately, the lower half largely consisted of crumbs. Tasty crumbs, but still.
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RE: Random Thoughts
August 27, 2019 at 5:10 am
(August 26, 2019 at 8:25 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Last night, this video showed up in my YouTube recommendations:





As a devotee of the microwaveable brownie/cookie/cake/whatever the fuck baked good you're baking into a mug, I was intrigued, especially seeing the peanut butter. I decided to make it as part of my lunch today. It was bigger than expected, and, unfortunately, the lower half largely consisted of crumbs. Tasty crumbs, but still.

Eggs have that binding quality to them.




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