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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 9, 2019 at 7:58 pm
(October 9, 2019 at 5:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I wonder how they collect?

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 9, 2019 at 8:30 pm (This post was last modified: October 9, 2019 at 8:31 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(August 31, 2019 at 2:50 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Since we're into below the belt jokes today here's one about a cameltoe

[Image: camel.jpg]


Contraception tights?
(October 9, 2019 at 5:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I wonder how they collect?

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Grave robbing?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 10, 2019 at 4:35 pm (This post was last modified: October 10, 2019 at 4:38 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(October 9, 2019 at 7:58 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(October 9, 2019 at 5:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I wonder how they collect?

[Image: 1118807_a751d65ba5_z.jpg]

Boru

In a spirited fashion.

Since you've had the common courtesy never to be David Seymour, I'll let that pass.

Boru
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 10, 2019 at 5:50 pm (This post was last modified: October 10, 2019 at 5:50 pm by Nakara.)
Having played the game and watched several speedruns, I can confirm this is 99% accurate:



Formerly Loom from TTA (rip)

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 13, 2019 at 8:13 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#2316
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 13, 2019 at 3:13 pm
(October 13, 2019 at 8:13 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: 7o3pzmpe37s31.jpg]

I always knew that guys built like that have tiny dicks, but his is fucking INVISIBLE!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 13, 2019 at 8:36 pm
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Dude is completely half-mast. That's a Russian battlecruiser.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 19, 2019 at 12:56 am


teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 20, 2019 at 12:43 am
Unemployed people enjoying life

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#2320
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 27, 2019 at 5:26 pm
Rainer Werner Fassbinder being asked if Marvel movies are cinema

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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