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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 13, 2019 at 1:39 pm
What I expect from this forum:
This is how I expect that you all behave when I show up here
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 14, 2019 at 7:05 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 17, 2019 at 10:34 am
No God, No fear.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 17, 2019 at 4:10 pm
(September 14, 2019 at 7:05 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
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The only thing that could improve that picture would be Gordon Ramsey being hit by a bus.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 17, 2019 at 8:15 pm
Bloody typos!
My first day as a motivational streaker didn’t go too well...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 19, 2019 at 3:45 pm
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 20, 2019 at 11:41 pm
If at first you don't succeed, call an air strike
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 22, 2019 at 4:06 pm
Here's a fun website: Spend Bill Gates' Money
https://neal.fun/spend/
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 22, 2019 at 9:09 pm
(September 20, 2019 at 11:41 pm)ignoramus Wrote: If at first you don't succeed, call an air strike
Stab them somewhere else...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 9, 2019 at 5:22 pm
I wonder how they collect?
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