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Cooking Tips
#31
RE: Cooking Tips
(November 8, 2019 at 4:12 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I have got to stop reading the thread title like I do.

Well just like a hurricane, sometimes if you don't pay attention it slams you up your ass, while most of the time it blows smoke up your ass.

It still is a crap shoot, damned if you do, and damned if you don't.
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#32
RE: Cooking Tips
(November 8, 2019 at 3:34 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(November 8, 2019 at 12:18 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Dishes I've created while cooking drunk:

-Peanut butter omelette.

-Sardine fudge.

-Corn flake salad with Italian dressing.

-Enamel steam.

Boru

I have never been drunk enough to make sardine anything.

It was not too long after my first experience with sea-salt caramels (which are fucking awesome).  I was hammered enough that, since I didn't have sea-salt in the house, the sardines seemed like a reasonable substitute - they come from the sea AND they're salty.

Drunk logic.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#33
RE: Cooking Tips
Mustard or oil?
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#34
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Mustard.  I'm not a savage.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#35
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We made sardine martini's while drunk. Named them Old Wives.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#36
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(November 10, 2019 at 9:40 pm)brewer Wrote: We made sardine martini's while drunk. Named them Old Wives.

You were drinking "Old Crow" to get drunk, weren't you?  Think
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#37
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The only thing I know how to cook is "fried eggs", I crack open two and pour them in a frying pan , then add cheese and vegetables and cook for about 7 minutes
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#38
RE: Cooking Tips
(November 8, 2019 at 5:34 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 8, 2019 at 3:34 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I have never been drunk enough to make sardine anything.

It was not too long after my first experience with sea-salt caramels (which are fucking awesome).  I was hammered enough that, since I didn't have sea-salt in the house, the sardines seemed like a reasonable substitute - they come from the sea AND they're salty.

Drunk logic.

Boru

Sardine bbq. Its a thing here in Portugal. A fresh sardine just cooked, ontop a slice of bread and you picking it with your fingertips, while the bread soaks in the natural sauce. Hmmmm-hmmmm. To combine with that, a fresh tomato and green pepper salad. Gah its not summer anymore and sardines are now protected from fishing for population renewal.
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#39
RE: Cooking Tips
(November 11, 2019 at 1:32 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(November 8, 2019 at 5:34 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: It was not too long after my first experience with sea-salt caramels (which are fucking awesome).  I was hammered enough that, since I didn't have sea-salt in the house, the sardines seemed like a reasonable substitute - they come from the sea AND they're salty.

Drunk logic.

Boru

Sardine bbq. Its a thing here in Portugal. A fresh sardine just cooked, ontop a slice of bread and you picking it with your fingertips, while the bread soaks in the natural sauce. Hmmmm-hmmmm. To combine with that, a fresh tomato and green pepper salad. Gah its not summer anymore and sardines are now protected from fishing for population renewal.

That actually sounds delish.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#40
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Wash your freaking hands!!!
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