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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 26, 2019 at 8:39 am
(December 24, 2019 at 4:22 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(December 24, 2019 at 4:01 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: That isn't how anatomy works. anything over the third one would not be able to stand with considerable redesign.
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Hey it would work no problem at all.

Just use titanium for skeletal structure....


Dodgy

Or coat the bones with adamantium.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 26, 2019 at 5:25 pm
(December 26, 2019 at 8:39 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(December 24, 2019 at 4:22 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Hey it would work no problem at all.

Just use titanium for skeletal structure....


Dodgy

Or coat the bones with adamantium.

I'd bet that Stuart Leslie Goddard wouldn't like that too much...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 1, 2020 at 4:56 am
This shit is hilarious 



"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 7, 2020 at 12:41 pm
OMFG what a great invention!!!



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 7, 2020 at 1:24 pm
(January 7, 2020 at 12:41 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: OMFG what a great invention!!!




My first reaction is, "Cool thing!" but then I think for a minute and get to, "Yay, more plastic solutions to problems that aren't real!"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 7, 2020 at 6:59 pm
At least they're reusable!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 7, 2020 at 7:08 pm
(January 7, 2020 at 6:59 pm)ignoramus Wrote: At least they're reusable!

That's great news for serial monogamists.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 8, 2020 at 3:01 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 8, 2020 at 3:36 am
Indeed they are.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 8, 2020 at 8:04 am
I can see myself suffocating to death with a smile on my face!
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