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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 23, 2019 at 7:46 am
(December 23, 2019 at 7:25 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(December 8, 2019 at 11:56 pm)Fireball Wrote: I don't like the idea of a sunburned starfish. I dated a gal a long time ago who could get her heels up by her ears. This gal's a slacker.  Coffee

To be fair, she is planning on keeping them there for more than 10 seconds.

It's becoming a trend



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 23, 2019 at 8:01 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 23, 2019 at 11:29 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 24, 2019 at 4:01 pm
(December 23, 2019 at 11:29 am)Editz Wrote: [Image: e8d746894d095f4f50fbf47c0898dadb.jpg]

That isn't how anatomy works. anything over the third one would not be able to stand with considerable redesign.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 24, 2019 at 4:22 pm
(December 24, 2019 at 4:01 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(December 23, 2019 at 11:29 am)Editz Wrote: [Image: e8d746894d095f4f50fbf47c0898dadb.jpg]

That isn't how anatomy works. anything over the third one would not be able to stand with considerable redesign.
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Hey it would work no problem at all.

Just use titanium for skeletal structure....


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 25, 2019 at 5:22 am (This post was last modified: December 25, 2019 at 5:23 am by downbeatplumb.)
(December 24, 2019 at 4:22 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(December 24, 2019 at 4:01 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: That isn't how anatomy works. anything over the third one would not be able to stand with considerable redesign.
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Hey it would work no problem at all.

Just use titanium for skeletal structure....


Dodgy

I tried to give your post Kudos but the computer insisted I already had!.
Oh look the kudos has appeared.






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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 26, 2019 at 5:24 am
At work.

(December 24, 2019 at 4:01 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(December 23, 2019 at 11:29 am)Editz Wrote: [Image: e8d746894d095f4f50fbf47c0898dadb.jpg]

That isn't how anatomy works. anything over the third one would not be able to stand with considerable redesign.

I've oft thought about such fantasies..... Usually for some science-fiction or fantasy plot/game.

My take for stronger bone to strengthen ratios (Other than the very clever weight savings of avians and some extinct saurouids) would be 'Buckminster foulerine' type scaffolding or lacing through the bones.

Linking carbon chains together is already something nature can do.

So.... lace graphite together to create 'Diamond bones'.

Huge improvement over Woverine's admantium.

Big Grin
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 26, 2019 at 6:23 am
(December 24, 2019 at 4:22 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(December 24, 2019 at 4:01 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: That isn't how anatomy works. anything over the third one would not be able to stand with considerable redesign.
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Hey it would work no problem at all.

Just use titanium for skeletal structure....


Dodgy
I already have a partial titanium skeletal structure. It was not a happy experience...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 26, 2019 at 7:16 am
(December 26, 2019 at 6:23 am)Abaddon_ire Wrote:
(December 24, 2019 at 4:22 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Hey it would work no problem at all.

Just use titanium for skeletal structure....


Dodgy
I already have a partial titanium skeletal structure. It was not a happy experience...
I am much happier now than when they installed the 3 plates and 29 screws in me....


Looking at the x-ray- it appears to be a poor junior high school carpentry project done by a failing student.....
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 26, 2019 at 8:00 am
(December 26, 2019 at 7:16 am)onlinebiker Wrote:
(December 26, 2019 at 6:23 am)Abaddon_ire Wrote: I already have a partial titanium skeletal structure. It was not a happy experience...
I am much happier now than when they installed the 3 plates and 29 screws in me....


Looking at the x-ray- it appears to be a poor junior high school carpentry project done by a failing student.....
Yeah, that's a bit freaky when one sees it.
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