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Random Thoughts
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 RE: Random Thoughts
February 7, 2020 at 11:02 pm
(This post was last modified: February 7, 2020 at 11:02 pm by ignoramus.)
You do anyway
 Diet Coke all the way for me! (when I'm not drinking pear or apple ciders)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (February 7, 2020 at 11:02 pm)ignoramus Wrote: You do anyway I don't live on the stuff! 
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" RE: Random Thoughts
February 8, 2020 at 1:59 am
(This post was last modified: February 8, 2020 at 2:01 am by ignoramus.)
You're not guzzling a gallon a day anymore?
(speaking of guzzling, taking out the girl to Hanging rock tomorrow for my last visit. House got put in as a free editorial in todays Herald sun property guide liftout (half page). So it shouldn't be too long now to sell and then Pam and I will piss off up north!  PS, there's a pic of the mustang in one of the house shots, and people are posting on the agent's facebook whether it comes with the house! Sorry, you can keep the cat and the wife instead...lol
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
I like to think I'm like Bender from Futurama, just without the booze or kleptomania. Yes, I recognise that this more or less reduces to misanthropy and dreams of becoming a folk singer.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
![[Image: harmlesskitchen.png]](https://i.postimg.cc/yxR97P23/harmlesskitchen.png) I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad. 
While playing Elite Dangerous I wonder if there are any opportunities for me to drive my car for an hour and manifest a million dollar profit just by moving goods (legal). I also wonder about running courier missions and if they would be as lucrative as in Elite Dangerous.
Kill a dragon to save a kingdom and you're a saint.
Kill a kingdom to save a dragon and you're a "war criminal", a "threat to humanity", and "dragons don't exist anyway." Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Do you ever wonder what lemons think about? I don't.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
I burned sage in my house to drive out the evil influences.
Now I can't get back in. 
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
If a service dog approaches you it means it,s seeking help and it's human companion is probably lying somewhere in need of assistance.
Follow it immediately. That way you get a free wallet and a new pet. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Niece: "Aunty Beccs, am I really ugly?"
Me, "I told you not to call me 'aunty Beccs' in front of other people." Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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