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March 12, 2020 at 1:54 pm
(March 12, 2020 at 1:38 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Not really related, but it reminds of a family get-together where one of my brothers brought his two months’ pregnant wife. Mum set a bowl of raw potatoes in from of her and said, ‘Peel these, please.’

Annie looked at the spuds, looked at Mum and said, ‘But..but...I’m pregnant!’

Mum gave her the look that made us run for cover when we were kids and said, ‘I asked you to peel them, not plant them.’

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Bless her heart - isn't Annie just the cutest thing?

Is she still a delicate flower?

 *Great comeback by your mum.   Great
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March 12, 2020 at 2:22 pm (This post was last modified: March 12, 2020 at 2:23 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(March 12, 2020 at 1:54 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(March 12, 2020 at 1:38 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Not really related, but it reminds of a family get-together where one of my brothers brought his two months’ pregnant wife. Mum set a bowl of raw potatoes in front of her and said, ‘Peel these, please.’

Annie looked at the spuds, looked at Mum and said, ‘But..but...I’m pregnant!’

Mum gave her the look that made us run for cover when we were kids and said, ‘I asked you to peel them, not plant them.’

Boru

Bless her heart - isn't Annie just the cutest thing?

Is she still a delicate flower?

 *Great comeback by your mum.   Great

No idea, they split up quite a while ago.

And yes, Mum could be devastating.

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March 12, 2020 at 11:30 pm
I just made a hotel reservation for the end of June...the weekend of my birthday...in the town where I grew up because my 45 year Catholic high school reunion is that weekend. Activities for this festive occasion include golf (which I don't do) and mass (which I don't do). Now I feel queasy. At least I didn't pay up front and I can cancel up till the day before.

Did I mention that I feel queasy?
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March 13, 2020 at 12:20 am (This post was last modified: March 13, 2020 at 12:20 am by ignoramus.)
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Do you at least get free nibbles and Corona?
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March 13, 2020 at 6:43 am (This post was last modified: March 13, 2020 at 7:31 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
It's almost the end of Friday the 13th.  If I don't die in the next 15 minutes, I'll declare the superstition invalid.

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Edit: Friday the 13th is officially debunked. You can all relax.

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March 13, 2020 at 7:30 am (This post was last modified: March 13, 2020 at 7:33 am by ignoramus.)
I was always a little superstitious about Friday the 13th. We smashed that notion about half an hour ago (the agent just left).
Just signed on the dotted line and sold our house!

Caboolture, (or Harvey Bay) here we come!

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March 13, 2020 at 10:20 am
Friday the 13th has always been a day when good things happened around me.
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March 13, 2020 at 2:10 pm
(March 13, 2020 at 12:20 am)ignoramus Wrote: ^
Do you at least get free nibbles and Corona?

I don't have the full itinerary yet, so not sure.  

Ugh - still queasy.
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March 13, 2020 at 5:07 pm
I hate buying spices.

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March 14, 2020 at 12:26 am
batshit is both the cause and the symptom Dunno
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