Any financial guru's here?

[Fireball]

Where did you get the idea that I want bad things to happen to you? When did I ever compare you to Hitler or Stalin, or imply that being an ABBA fan made you a bad person?

Boru

Lets not pretend here.

You and I butt heads. I was simply making fun of that, nothing more.

I could imagine you, me and my late mother hanging out and the two of you ganging up on me. 

It is the story of my life. 

I know you don't literally wish me death. But do not tell me I don't drive you nuts. You drive me nuts too.

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Boru, if you wanted my blind loyalty, I would give it to you right now if you would stop post marking your posts with "Boru".

I don't understand it, I don't get it, but you do it every time. THAT IS YOU.

Just like my ABBA  avatar is me.

Are you going to stop ending every post with "Boru"?

No, you are not. just like I wont stop referencing ABBA.

Dude,you should get out for some sunshine, it'll do you a world of good.

-Fireball (Not Boru)

[Brian37]

Lets not pretend here.

You and I butt heads. I was simply making fun of that, nothing more.

I could imagine you, me and my late mother hanging out and the two of you ganging up on me. 

It is the story of my life. 

I know you don't literally wish me death. But do not tell me I don't drive you nuts. You drive me nuts too.

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Boru, if you wanted my blind loyalty, I would give it to you right now if you would stop post marking your posts with "Boru".

I don't understand it, I don't get it, but you do it every time. THAT IS YOU.

Just like my ABBA  avatar is me.

Are you going to stop ending every post with "Boru"?

No, you are not. just like I wont stop referencing ABBA.

Dude,you should get out for some sunshine, it'll do you a world of good.

-Fireball (Not Boru)

You'll need some garlic and a silver spike to get me to do that.

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Cmon now, you know his momma didn't leave him with shit.  This man is talking about turning nothing into something.   Like how ABBA did it!

To quote Maxwell Klinger of MASH, "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your yogurt." SMARTASS!"

[arewethereyet]

Dude,you should get out for some sunshine, it'll do you a world of good.

-Fireball (Not Boru)

You'll need some garlic and a silver spike to get me to do that.

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Cmon now, you know his momma didn't leave him with shit.  This man is talking about turning nothing into something.   Like how ABBA did it!

To quote Maxwell Klinger of MASH, "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your yogurt." SMARTASS!"

That is not a quote.  You blended two entirely different quotes into one that isn't.

[Brian37]

Cmon now, you know his momma didn't leave him with shit.  This man is talking about turning nothing into something.   Like how ABBA did it!

Tell me, do these annuities come from interest rates? The finantial lango is different here.

There are lots of ways to "invest",  but some ways are safer than others.  Day trading, for example, is a sucker bet  in reality, but long term investments that guarantee yields are secure savings. They won't make you a billionaire overnight, but they will slowly accumulate an egg nest.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

You'll need some garlic and a silver spike to get me to do that.

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To quote Maxwell Klinger of MASH, "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your yogurt." SMARTASS!"

That is not a quote.  You blended two entirely different quotes into one that isn't.

You beat me to it.

Funny- I correct Brian and he has a toddler fit. Other people correct him and he doesn’t seem to care.

Boru

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Tell me, do these annuities come from interest rates? The finantial lango is different here.

There are lots of ways to "invest",  but some ways are safer than others.  Day trading, for example, is a sucker bet  in reality, but long term investments that guarantee yields are secure savings. They won't make you a billionaire overnight, but they will slowly accumulate an egg nest.

‘Nest egg’, not ‘egg nest’.

Boru

[arewethereyet]

That is not a quote.  You blended two entirely different quotes into one that isn't.

You beat me to it.

Funny- I correct Brian and he has a toddler fit. Other people correct him and he doesn’t seem to care.

Boru

Oh, I get the fits too from time to time.

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There are lots of ways to "invest",  but some ways are safer than others.  Day trading, for example, is a sucker bet  in reality, but long term investments that guarantee yields are secure savings. They won't make you a billionaire overnight, but they will slowly accumulate an egg nest.

‘Nest egg’, not ‘egg nest’.

Boru

Damn it!  Missed that one.  

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

You beat me to it.

Funny- I correct Brian and he has a toddler fit. Other people correct him and he doesn’t seem to care.

Boru

Oh, I get the fits too from time to time.

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‘Nest egg’, not ‘egg nest’.

Boru

Damn it!  Missed that one.  

Not to worry - I’m sure there’s plenty more a-comin’.

Boru

[Brian37]

There are lots of ways to "invest",  but some ways are safer than others.  Day trading, for example, is a sucker bet  in reality, but long term investments that guarantee yields are secure savings. They won't make you a billionaire overnight, but they will slowly accumulate an egg nest.

‘Nest egg’, not ‘egg nest’.

Boru

My best friend from Oklahoma says "taters" not "potatoes".  He also says he is "fixen" instead of "about to do something". 

And this is the same Redneck who mosied on into a 5 star Sushi restaurant and proceeded to play drums with chopsticks on a soy soy sauce tray wearing a giant belt buckle and a cowboy hat.

I have an egg nest and not a nest egg. Get your GPS fixed, because I care as much about this as he does about "taters".

[arewethereyet]

‘Nest egg’, not ‘egg nest’.

Boru

My best friend from Oklahoma says "taters" not "potatoes".  He also says he is "fixen" instead of "about to do something". 

And this is the same Redneck who mosied on into a 5 star Sushi restaurant and proceeded to play drums with chopsticks on a soy soy sauce tray wearing a giant belt buckle and a cowboy hat.

I have an egg nest and not a nest egg. Get your GPS fixed, because I care as much about this as he does about "taters".

You have the money to do it - get some help.