Cliches you'd stab someone for using.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

She looks comfortable.

I was impressed the first time I saw that picture. A fall from that height should cause more ... splatter ... I would have thought.

[The Valkyrie]

She looks comfortable.

I was impressed the first time I saw that picture. A fall from that height should cause more ... splatter ... I would have thought.

If she had landed on concrete it likely would have. But the car roof caving in like that saved her/us from the worst of it.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I was impressed the first time I saw that picture. A fall from that height should cause more ... splatter ... I would have thought.

If she had landed on concrete it likely would have.  But the car roof caving in like that saved her/us from the worst of it.

Maybe she didn’t fall at all. She happened to see a car with a caved-in roof and climbed on for a photo op. Like you do.

Boru

[Brian37]

"You're not really going to stab me!"

The great thing about me is that I am a fucking wimp. 

I might mentally want to "stab" someone, but physically that will never happen.

People piss me off to the point of lip service, but nothing more.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

"You're not really going to stab me!"

The great thing about me is that I am a fucking wimp. 

I might mentally want to "stab" someone, but physically that will never happen.

People piss me off to the point of lip service, but nothing more.

Giving people lip is a great way to get a fat one.

Boru

[Pat Mustard]

Work life balance.

We hates those wordssss, yes we do, precious. And the worst is the phrase doesn't fucking make sense, work is part of your life not something separate from it.

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When young people decided to replace "You're welcome" with "No problem," I realized I had become uncomfortably curmudgeonly.   I wanted to reply, "I don't care if it was a problem or not.  No, I hope it was.  I said 'thank you' dammit!"

I tried to fix the problem by never thanking a young person.  I couldn't do it.  It would just come out, and then I would cringe and brace for the improper, lazy response.  So I tried to desensitize myself by using their "no problem."  I couldn't be sincere.  I would say it in a stoner voice, like Tommy Chong.  That felt impolite, and I wanted to stab myself.

I had to adapt.  It's cool.  Everything's awesome.  No problem, man.

Say it in the original Irish "Ná bac"

[Gawdzilla Sama]

"Well, we'll just have to agree to disagree."

NO, we'll have to agree that you are WRONG.

[AniKoferBo]

This is the thread you post the everyday crap people repeat that make you want to throat punch them.

For example, every goddamned time a natural disaster, say a tornado or hurricane is approaching, the news anchors/reporters always say "Hunker down"..... WHAT THE FUCK? Are we armadillos? "Curl up in a ball, that will fix everything".

Others that people use are "My bad" as if you purchased that "bad" at Walmart and have a receipt for it.

for example :
" god curses the religion of your (mothe -father) "

[onlinebiker]

I was impressed the first time I saw that picture. A fall from that height should cause more ... splatter ... I would have thought.

If she had landed on concrete it likely would have.  But the car roof caving in like that saved her/us from the worst of it.

Flip her over and I'll bet it looks like a deer that got hit by a semi....

[Gawdzilla Sama]

If she had landed on concrete it likely would have.  But the car roof caving in like that saved her/us from the worst of it.

Flip her over and I'll bet it looks like a deer that got hit by a semi....

Some puddling, for sure. Luckily the damage to the car should buff right out.