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Creative Insults
June 27, 2020 at 1:05 pm
Sometime you need a good insult. Like when the brain dead cashier tosses your six pack in the bag on top of the hamburger buns.....
So - if everyone posts a good insult - and we will consider them public domain - free for all to use - this might help out your day when you may be too busy, tired or frustrated to come up with something good.
Insults not to be hurled at other forum members.
Unless the bloody twatwaffle deserves it...
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You're a birdshit butterfly on the windshield of life.
(Maybe not the best - but I've never heard it before).
Whatcha got?
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RE: Creative Insults
June 27, 2020 at 1:13 pm
I notice you're walking upright. First one in your family for that?
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RE: Creative Insults
June 27, 2020 at 1:17 pm
An oldie but a goodie: Did your parents have any children that lived?
Me da’s favourite: You’re a walking, talking toothache of a man.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Creative Insults
June 27, 2020 at 1:19 pm
You've seen this one before: I wouldn't walk across the street to piss on you if you were on fire.
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RE: Creative Insults
June 27, 2020 at 1:24 pm
You look familiar, I think I fucked your mom in the ass, and you came out.
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RE: Creative Insults
June 27, 2020 at 1:25 pm
You look like your face caught fire and somebody tried to put it out with an icepick.
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RE: Creative Insults
June 27, 2020 at 1:36 pm
You fetid piece of distended baboon rectum.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
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RE: Creative Insults
June 27, 2020 at 1:38 pm
Another oldie: If my dog had your face, I’d shave his arse and teach him to walk backwards.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Creative Insults
June 27, 2020 at 1:39 pm
He's an idiot savant. His talent is being an idiot.
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RE: Creative Insults
June 27, 2020 at 1:41 pm
(June 27, 2020 at 1:39 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: He's an idiot savant. His talent is being an idiot.
Similar: He calls himself an idiot savant. He’s half right.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
