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You know you are old when.

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You know you are old when.
The Valkyrie Offline
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RE: You know you are old when.
January 22, 2021 at 12:59 am
When you...


...oh wait, I'm not old.

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#12
RE: You know you are old when.
January 22, 2021 at 3:53 am
(January 22, 2021 at 12:59 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: When you...


...oh wait, I'm not old.

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Ask a 6 year old.


They will not concur.


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#13
RE: You know you are old when.
January 22, 2021 at 7:41 pm
(January 22, 2021 at 12:59 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: When you...


...oh wait, I'm not old.

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Just remember that shit when you walk into the next room and forget why you walked into the next room...
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#14
RE: You know you are old when.
January 22, 2021 at 9:44 pm
(January 22, 2021 at 7:41 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(January 22, 2021 at 12:59 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: When you...


...oh wait, I'm not old.

Tongue

Just remember that shit when you walk into the next room and forget why you walked into the next room...

I have post-its.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#15
RE: You know you are old when.
January 23, 2021 at 1:15 am
Go to bed, you young'uns!
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#16
RE: You know you are old when.
January 23, 2021 at 9:38 am
....you can whistle while you brush your teeth.  Hilarious
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RE: You know you are old when.
January 23, 2021 at 10:16 am
(January 23, 2021 at 9:38 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: ....you can whistle while you brush your teeth.  Hilarious
That reminds me, have to ask Boss Lady to bring me mine. Hungry
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RE: You know you are old when.
January 23, 2021 at 3:24 pm
Just today, my cab dropped me off at the grocery store, I went in, shopped, came back out, and opened a SUV door, of a silver colored vehicle parked in the same relative location as the silver colored relatively same sized vehicle. Problem was, it was not my cab. So I open the door start lifting my bags into the vehicle and to my surprise, a guy in the driver's seat shouts, "HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

My cabby had moved from the spot they were in since they dropped me off. So when the other same colored vehicle was in the same relative location, I mistook it for my cab. 

My cab driver saw this happening, she laughed her ass off.
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#19
RE: You know you are old when.
January 23, 2021 at 4:46 pm
You realize you're trying to scrub away liver spots, not dirt.
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RE: You know you are old when.
January 23, 2021 at 6:14 pm
What were we talking about again?
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