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You know you are old when.

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You know you are old when.
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#31
RE: You know you are old when.
January 24, 2021 at 2:55 pm
How about them Cubs!
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#32
RE: You know you are old when.
January 25, 2021 at 12:03 pm
You recognize the sound of a rotary dial phone being dialed. Also, if you even know what a rotary dial phone is.
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RE: You know you are old when.
January 25, 2021 at 1:20 pm
"Breaker, breaker, this here's the Rubber Duck..."
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#34
RE: You know you are old when.
January 25, 2021 at 1:37 pm
When the cartoons you watched as a kid are celebrating their 20th, 30th, etc anniversary
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#35
RE: You know you are old when.
January 25, 2021 at 7:53 pm (This post was last modified: January 25, 2021 at 7:58 pm by A. Secular Human.)
Your balls start to hang lower than your dong.

What? Is it just me?


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#36
RE: You know you are old when.
January 25, 2021 at 9:05 pm
When you use slang that was relevant five years ago as if it were hip, up-to-date lingo.
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RE: You know you are old when.
January 25, 2021 at 9:31 pm
When I'm getting ready to go out and I put on my jacket. Then I happen to glance at the picture of myself on the mantle when I was 27. Then it dawns on me i'm wearing the same jacket as the one in the picture.
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RE: You know you are old when.
January 26, 2021 at 4:14 am
When you walk by 4 catholic priests and don't even get a wink.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#39
RE: You know you are old when.
January 26, 2021 at 9:23 am
(January 25, 2021 at 1:37 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: When the cartoons you watched as a kid are celebrating their 20th, 30th, etc anniversary

I can remember when the "Simpsons" were mere shorts on "The Tracy Ulman Show."
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RE: You know you are old when.
January 26, 2021 at 9:51 am (This post was last modified: January 26, 2021 at 9:52 am by polymath257.)
(January 25, 2021 at 12:03 pm)Angrboda Wrote: You recognize the sound of a rotary dial phone being dialed.  Also, if you even know what a rotary dial phone is.

How about the sound the phone made when it was left off its cradle for too long?

Party lines.

Long  distance cost *much* more. No, not international. Domestic long distance.
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