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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 14, 2021 at 6:30 am
(March 12, 2021 at 8:45 pm)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: speaking of: Is Zilla OK? I haven't noticed a post from him in ages
What if he's carked it!
No, he's still about.
Apparently he's immune to curare.
I didn't even know that's a thing!
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March 15, 2021 at 8:11 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 18, 2021 at 5:53 am
The Nice Guy Trifecta:
Boru
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 18, 2021 at 6:10 am
They are obviously not from this planet. They are far too honorable and principled.
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March 19, 2021 at 12:34 am
WTAF???
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March 19, 2021 at 2:24 am
Hoops
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 19, 2021 at 5:31 am
"What do we want?"
"A cure for Tourettes!"
"When do we want it?"
"Cunt!"
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