Random Thoughts

[arewethereyet]

Yesterday in an effort to let three very excited dogs out between rainstorms, they zigged and I zagged and in my efforts to not step on anyone I am pretty sure I broke my little toe...which is now a big toe with various shades of blue and purple. Didn't realize how bad it was till I had to put a shoe on. UGH.

[ignoramus]

^ That's all you need!
Not sure about dogs, buts cats definitely try to trip you over to kill you.

[arewethereyet]

^ That's all you need!
Not sure about dogs, buts cats definitely try to trip you over to kill you.

Yeah, this was a first with the dogs.

[Angrboda]

True story. I broke a bone in my ankle tripping over a Dachshund in high school.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

True story.  I broke a bone in my ankle tripping over a Dachshund in high school.

Dachshunds are great dogs. Half a dog high and a dog and a half long. Good for large families, because all the kids can pet them at once.

Boru

[arewethereyet]

True Dachshund story...My grandpa came to the US from Germany and kept his thick accent throughout his life.  When my uncle on that side and his wife had a daughter they gave her a name that they thought grandpa would really like.  When he heard the name his response was, "ACH! We had a Dachshund named Heidi when I was a kid!"

I can still hear him say it in my head.

Oh, and the colors of my foot are changing in amazing ways.  At least no actual dogs were harmed in this little adventure.

[arewethereyet]

Waking up with a pounding headache should indicate some partying the night before. I feel cheated.

[The Valkyrie]

If you have a female Dachshund that's in heat and worry about males getting to her, lock her in an upstairs room.

She'll be perfectly safe.

A Dachshund can't run upstairs with a hardon...

[zwanzig]

I was going to paint today but it is too cold. I think I curl up and read instead.

[Angrboda]

"Does your cat's butthole really touch all the surfaces in your home?"

Kaeden Griffen, a 6th grader from Tennessee, and his mom -- who was homeschooling the boy -- decided to crack the case by putting red lipstick on the buttholes of their 2 felines. The cats went here and there in the house and mother and son chronicled their results.

(TMZ)