It's been said before, if the universe is a school, and all the planets with life attend, Earth takes the short bus to get there.
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They’re All Fucking Short-Bus People
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Imagine how funny it would be if everything else was dumber than we are.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
On the edges of our solar system, there's an emergency beacon which broadcasts: Enter at your own risk. You are approaching THAT planet!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
Pat Mustard
God! Theresa, I forgot me fecking trousers!  Religious Views: the Disc's first ligthning proof atheist (May 19, 2021 at 4:21 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(May 19, 2021 at 9:27 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: They are, it's a tragedy - but doing illegal shit because you were propagandized isn't really a distinction that our courts have ever cared to make. Alot of perpetrators were and are and always have been victims of some other crime that maybe some other person should be held accountable for.....any fucking time now - stop worrying about The Institution. We reserve that one for people who accept the answer "a dollar" in response to the question "how much money is that?"
Urbs Antiqua Fuit Studiisque Asperrima Belli
Home  (May 20, 2021 at 12:18 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: On the edges of our solar system, there's an emergency beacon which broadcasts: Enter at your own risk. You are approaching THAT planet! Doesn't it say, "Mostly Harmless"? Taking the entire solar system in this case.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
 (May 20, 2021 at 9:43 am)Fireball Wrote:(May 20, 2021 at 12:18 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: On the edges of our solar system, there's an emergency beacon which broadcasts: Enter at your own risk. You are approaching THAT planet! There was a story I read, many years ago, in which an alien spaceship crew approached Earth in the far future. A crewman said, "I can't believe the planet is so beautiful." The captain replies, "One of the great mysteries of the universe is how such a planet could give rise to such a hideous race. If they weren't fighting us, they were fighting each other. It's a good thing they're extinct." The crewman shivers and says, "Humans. Even the word fills me with dread." Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
We, meaning Homo Sapiens, are top predator because we're vicious. If H. Neanderthalis were still around, they'd say the same thing about us.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Imagine how dumb the average USian is. Half of them are even more stupid, per definitionem.
Cetero censeo religionem delendam esse
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