Random Thoughts

[vulcanlogician]

@Ahriman

I wasn't saying "You need to move your post."

I just thought you'd like the thread... cuz you say off-the-wall stuff... and if that's your jam, well, you'll dig this thread.

[Ahriman]

Oh yes, this thread is for me. I've written (typed) so much zany shit over the years, and honestly, I've lost most of it, after OS updates and other hiccups. I used to write erotic horror stories, but after doing that for a while, it just felt inappropriate, so I stopped.

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I'm in love with Aerith Gainsborough, from the video game, Final Fantasy 7. I played the shit out of that game back in the day, and I think it had a profound effect on me.......I am actually in love with a fictional character. I've recently become obsessed with the "flower girl" archetype, and Aerith is a flower girl, I mean she sells flowers. I randomly came across a song in my YouTube feed, called "The Rain, The Park and Other Things" by The Cowsills, and in that song, one of the lyrics is, "I love the flower girl". I'll take that as a sign.

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Oh sweet Carly, you are the light of our souls, the fruit of our delight. You are perfect in your goodness, a shining jewel in a world of darkness. You satisfy our craving for a playfully wholesome girl. Your many styles of fashion, bring us endless joy.

[Ahriman]

One unique spiritual gift will be given to each person, but the person must request that their gift be given to them. The gift could be something like.......water now tastes sweeter, or now the person can communicate with the planet life of the garden, or now the person has more sexual stamina, something like that.

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I started smoking cigarettes because my friend did, he smoked weed too, but I never smoked with him........I ended up vaping some THC last year, which I enjoyed a little bit, but the after-effects were awful, and now i feel guilty, like I should tell my parents I vaped the THC........but anyway, I want to quit smoking, but I'm finding it very difficult. I have some nicotine lozenges, and they help out a bit, but I'm still smoking. I think I smoke because I'm lonely. I don't have any friends, and no ways (that i know of) to make friends.

[Ahriman]

"See you later, dude!"

That's what she said to me. Making a "thumbs up" with both thumbs. An infectiously happy girl, with blond hair, and brown eyes. My dachshund really loves her. I would make an excellent villain character. I scored a Dr Pepper from my roommate. I just smoked the last cigarette of the pack.

[arewethereyet]

One of my favorite threads...will now be one I avoid.

[Ahriman]

I walked up to the store, and bought Doritos, cigarettes, and an energy drink. It's hot outside. My dachshund is laying on the stairs. I'm listening to a song on YouTube, "Dance With The Devil", by a rapper called Immortal Technique.

[Ahriman]

My mom just brought me a sandwich from Panera Bread. My roommate is cooking something nasty in the kitchen.

[Ahriman]

Marilyn Manson is an exemplary depiction of the Christ, perhaps in a more esoteric sense. I hate grouchy people, I mean seriously, what is there to be grouchy about? You really think you have it that bad? My own life is boring, sure, but it's still just awesome to be alive. My manic-depressive cousin hasn't been doing so well lately. He doesn't believe in God, I really think he would benefit from having God in his life. He wouldn't need to be a Jesus freak. I suggested therapy to him, because maybe that would help? I wouldn't really know, I've had only a tiny bit of therapy. I'm listening to Megadeth right now. My dachshund is sleeping next to me on the couch. Now I'm listening to Ozzy Osbourne. I remember that time a bird pooped on my head, it's a good thing there wasn't anyone else around. I haven't had sex in a very long time. Sex is really not that great. I mean, it feels good, but it's so selfish. You're just using someone else's body for your own pleasure.

[Ahriman]

-Religion makes people happy, more often than not.
-Prayer is incredibly effective, if done with sincere intent.
-Happiness is not an emotion, it is a state of mind.
-Sexual intercourse, between humans, is in a very flawed state, a state which can be improved through medicine and technology.
-Mania and depression are emotional states, and depression is unnecessary.

[no one]

Have you ever prayed for a not so flawed thinking unit?


If anything is unnecessary, it's asking for figments of the imagination to fix the real world.