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RE: Random Thoughts
September 25, 2021 at 3:37 pm
[Image: icon_quote.jpg]Eccentric billionaire:
Human beings are more important than hamsters.

Says who?

Certainly not life itself.
If all the human beings just disappeared, the solar system would not notice. Same goes for the hamsters.


One day, humans will be extinct, and there will be nothing to prove that they ever existed.
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RE: Random Thoughts
September 25, 2021 at 3:46 pm
(September 25, 2021 at 10:41 am)arewethereyet Wrote:
(September 25, 2021 at 10:35 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Are all the pets accounted for? 

Boru

The dogs are on the couch with me.  I assume the birds are in their cages...the cat can handle himself.

Happy to hear it. It only takes one pet to throw a washing machine off kilter. Especially during the spin cycle.

Boru
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#6273
RE: Random Thoughts
September 25, 2021 at 9:11 pm
With personal opinions must come personal accountability.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#6274
RE: Random Thoughts
September 26, 2021 at 9:45 pm
Wow, did you watch the Tony's?

J/k, who would watch that crap.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Thoughts
September 26, 2021 at 10:34 pm (This post was last modified: September 26, 2021 at 10:35 pm by Jackalope. Edit Reason: oh fuck oh dear )
(September 25, 2021 at 3:46 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 25, 2021 at 10:41 am)arewethereyet Wrote: The dogs are on the couch with me.  I assume the birds are in their cages...the cat can handle himself.

Happy to hear it. It only takes one pet to throw a washing machine off kilter. Especially during the spin cycle.

Boru

Wait, what?  You're not supposed to put pets through the spin cycle?

I'll be right back....
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RE: Random Thoughts
September 26, 2021 at 10:36 pm
(September 26, 2021 at 10:34 pm)Jackalope Wrote:
(September 25, 2021 at 3:46 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Happy to hear it. It only takes one pet to throw a washing machine off kilter. Especially during the spin cycle.

Boru

Wait, what?  You're not supposed to put pets through the spin cycle?

I'll be right back....

Hilarious
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RE: Random Thoughts
September 26, 2021 at 10:40 pm
Phew. Crisis averted. Who knew?
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RE: Random Thoughts
September 26, 2021 at 10:42 pm
(September 26, 2021 at 10:40 pm)Jackalope Wrote: Phew. Crisis averted.  Who knew?

It was worse in the old days - 

When our washing machines had wringer rollers......

Hehe
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RE: Random Thoughts
September 26, 2021 at 11:58 pm
(September 26, 2021 at 10:42 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(September 26, 2021 at 10:40 pm)Jackalope Wrote: Phew. Crisis averted.  Who knew?

It was worse in the old days - 

When our washing machines had wringer rollers......

Hehe
I'll take the credit for the title, but you can have the rights to all published books-

"101 Uses for a Flat Cat".  Hehe
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Random Thoughts
September 27, 2021 at 7:47 am
What if :
Pork is yucky is only in religious texts because of a marketing scam?
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