Naw..
The rabbi just wanted ALL of the bacon for himself...
The rabbi just wanted ALL of the bacon for himself...
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Naw..
The rabbi just wanted ALL of the bacon for himself...
Ant that really rare "beef" on his sandwich.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
There should really be "Psycho: The Musical"
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
(September 27, 2021 at 9:44 am)Fireball Wrote: Ant that really rare "beef" on his sandwich. Reminds of this dusty: A priest and a rabbi find themselves seated next to each other on the train. They strike up a cordial conversation and discuss the finer point of their respective theologies. Over lunch, the priest says, ‘Avram, I’d like to asked you a question. If it’s too personal, you don’t have to answer.’ The rabbi raises his eyebrows. ‘Nu? Ask your question.’ ‘Well,’ says the priest, ‘I know that pork isn’t kosher. But I was wondering…have you ever given in to the temptation and tried it.’ The rabbi sits back and says with a sigh, ‘Michael, we’ve talked, we’ve broken bread - I feel we’ve become friends, so I’ll tell you. Yes. When I was at rabbinical school, I once ate a small piece of ham. I explained my weakness to God and I feel he understands that none of us is perfect. Now, may I ask you a question?’ ‘Certainly.’ ‘You’re a Catholic priest, so I know you’ve taken a vow of celibacy. Have you ever broken that vow?’ After a bit of hemming and hawing, the priest says, ‘Well…shortly after I was ordained, I gave into temptation and had sexual relations with a woman in my parish.’ The rabbi leans forward with a smile and says, ‘Better than ham, am I right?’ Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Do you guys ever fantasize about having impressive relationships? Like hanging out with celebrities and stuff like that?
"Imagination, life is your creation"
(September 27, 2021 at 3:57 pm)Ahriman Wrote: Do you guys ever fantasize about having impressive relationships? Like hanging out with celebrities and stuff like that? I fantasize about hanging out with intelligent people. Sadly, you are a bit of a stone in my shoe in that regard. (September 27, 2021 at 4:12 pm)Angrboda Wrote:Well that's boring.(September 27, 2021 at 3:57 pm)Ahriman Wrote: Do you guys ever fantasize about having impressive relationships? Like hanging out with celebrities and stuff like that?
"Imagination, life is your creation"
(September 27, 2021 at 4:14 pm)Ahriman Wrote:(September 27, 2021 at 4:12 pm)Angrboda Wrote: I fantasize about hanging out with intelligent people. Sadly, you are a bit of a stone in my shoe in that regard.Well that's boring. How would you know? Quote:Well that's boring.Yes I imagine you would find that boring
"Change was inevitable"
Nemo sicut deus debet esse! “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?” –SHIRLEY CHISHOLM (September 27, 2021 at 4:18 pm)Angrboda Wrote:You would rather sit around and discuss politics, philosophy, and other boring intellectual shit, than party with Justin Bieber or Miley Cyrus?(September 27, 2021 at 4:14 pm)Ahriman Wrote: Well that's boring.
"Imagination, life is your creation"
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