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RE: Random Thoughts
September 27, 2021 at 9:41 am
Naw..

The rabbi just wanted ALL of the bacon for himself...
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RE: Random Thoughts
September 27, 2021 at 9:44 am
Ant that really rare "beef" on his sandwich.
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RE: Random Thoughts
September 27, 2021 at 12:30 pm
There should really be "Psycho: The Musical"

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RE: Random Thoughts
September 27, 2021 at 2:49 pm
(September 27, 2021 at 9:44 am)Fireball Wrote: Ant that really rare "beef" on his sandwich.

Reminds of this dusty:

A priest and a rabbi find themselves seated next to each other on the train. They strike up a cordial conversation and discuss the finer point of their respective theologies. Over lunch, the priest says, ‘Avram, I’d like to asked you a question. If it’s too personal, you don’t have to answer.’

The rabbi raises his eyebrows. ‘Nu? Ask your question.’

‘Well,’ says the priest, ‘I know that pork isn’t kosher. But I was wondering…have you ever given in to the temptation and tried it.’

The rabbi sits back and says with a sigh, ‘Michael, we’ve talked, we’ve broken bread - I feel we’ve become friends, so I’ll tell you. Yes. When I was at rabbinical school, I once ate a small piece of ham. I explained my weakness to God and I feel he understands that none of us is perfect. Now, may I ask you a question?’

‘Certainly.’

‘You’re a Catholic priest, so I know you’ve taken a vow of celibacy. Have you ever broken that vow?’

After a bit of hemming and hawing, the priest says, ‘Well…shortly after I was ordained, I gave into temptation and had sexual relations with a woman in my parish.’

The rabbi leans forward with a smile and says, ‘Better than ham, am I right?’

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RE: Random Thoughts
September 27, 2021 at 3:57 pm
Do you guys ever fantasize about having impressive relationships? Like hanging out with celebrities and stuff like that?
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RE: Random Thoughts
September 27, 2021 at 4:12 pm
(September 27, 2021 at 3:57 pm)Ahriman Wrote: Do you guys ever fantasize about having impressive relationships? Like hanging out with celebrities and stuff like that?

I fantasize about hanging out with intelligent people. Sadly, you are a bit of a stone in my shoe in that regard.
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RE: Random Thoughts
September 27, 2021 at 4:14 pm
(September 27, 2021 at 4:12 pm)Angrboda Wrote:
(September 27, 2021 at 3:57 pm)Ahriman Wrote: Do you guys ever fantasize about having impressive relationships? Like hanging out with celebrities and stuff like that?

I fantasize about hanging out with intelligent people.  Sadly, you are a bit of a stone in my shoe in that regard.
Well that's boring.
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RE: Random Thoughts
September 27, 2021 at 4:18 pm
(September 27, 2021 at 4:14 pm)Ahriman Wrote:
(September 27, 2021 at 4:12 pm)Angrboda Wrote: I fantasize about hanging out with intelligent people.  Sadly, you are a bit of a stone in my shoe in that regard.
Well that's boring.

How would you know?
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RE: Random Thoughts
September 27, 2021 at 4:20 pm
Quote:Well that's boring.
Yes I imagine you would find that boring  Dodgy
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RE: Random Thoughts
September 27, 2021 at 4:31 pm
(September 27, 2021 at 4:18 pm)Angrboda Wrote:
(September 27, 2021 at 4:14 pm)Ahriman Wrote: Well that's boring.

How would you know?
You would rather sit around and discuss politics, philosophy, and other boring intellectual shit, than party with Justin Bieber or Miley Cyrus?
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