Random Thoughts

[T.J.]

Random thought #874: Women in business suit and tuxedos are hot.

That is all.

[Jackalope]

Hospital care appears to be one part bloodletting and three parts sleep deprivation.

I can attest that this is true. The last time I was in overnight, it seemed as if they needed fresh blood about every 40 minutes.

And they woke me up once just to ask if I was hungry.

I try to be a good, non-snarky patient but I think I might have answered that with "Why, do I look sleepy?"

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

I can attest that this is true. The last time I was in overnight, it seemed as if they needed fresh blood about every 40 minutes.

And they woke me up once just to ask if I was hungry.

I try to be a good, non-snarky patient but I think I might have answered that with "Why, do I look sleepy?"

 I'm afraid I was a very poor patient when I was last in hospital for a 'procedure' . Had to have my plumbing renovated. The end result was that without consulting me, they inserted a catheter. We were not happy and complained until they gave Willy a shot.

Next morning, a male nurse came in to remove the catheter and lied right to my face. Quoth  he "This won't hurt"

The surgeon was worse. He gave me some pills to deacidify my urine. He said "'it might sting a little for the next few days".  He was not overstating the case. First time I took a pee I damn near fainted with the pain.


Why no, I don't have high pain threshold, why do you ask? 

[Silver]

The psychic twin route is cliche, so I'm avoiding it this time.

[brewer]

Random thought #874: Women in business suit and tuxedos are hot.

That is all.

NOPE

[T.J.]

Random thought #874: Women in business suit and tuxedos are hot.

That is all.

NOPE

There are exceptions to every rule.

[The Architect Of Fate]

Jordan Peterson is a moron who thinks that models used for climate change can only be accurate if they can predict company prices. Ignoring the fact that these are completely different kinds of models and predictions. How is it this huckster is taken seriously?

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

Random thought #874: Women in business suit and tuxedos are hot.

That is all.

 You never saw my ex in the 1980's.

Five feet and half an inch tall, wearing a dark green, washed silk business suit, with those shoulder pads.  She looked like an inverted wedge with feet at the bottom.

I'm pleased to say I learned she put on a lot of weight after we split up. A friend told me.  Me? no, not really.  I actually lost about 10 pounds in the first  few weeks after we split. What can I say, I was upset.

[arewethereyet]

I have been doing so much sewing trying to get gifts done before Christmas that my hands have been getting quite sore. I started massaging in some Aspercreme in the evening when I am done for the day and it helps relieve some of the discomfort.

***Note to self - do not forget and touch lips with the fingers you used to massage the lotion in. Pain eases in the hands...lips go numb.

[ignoramus]

Closest thing to a proposal I ever got online was an invitation to go fuck myself.

so............... no payrise, huh

maybe next time...