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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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 (December 26, 2021 at 5:51 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: With all these childrens' toy requiring batteries, millions of women around the world have had to resort to having sex with their husbands this holiday season. ‘How many husbands have you had?’ ‘You mean apart from my own?’ - variously ascribed. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
 (December 26, 2021 at 5:51 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: With all these childrens' toy requiring batteries, millions of women around the world have had to resort to having sex with their husbands this holiday season. That would be terrible! But if I can do a little to help with their suffering, I am available for reasonable prices 
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it! 
^ You would actually prostitute your moral principles? Are you sure you're not religious?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (December 26, 2021 at 7:01 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote:(December 26, 2021 at 5:51 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: With all these childrens' toy requiring batteries, millions of women around the world have had to resort to having sex with their husbands this holiday season. I saw a Tweet today that said, "last year, I bought my niece a toy but forgot to buy her batteries. This year she gave me a couple of batteries in a pack that said, 'toy not included'!"
Dying to live, living to die.
 (December 26, 2021 at 5:51 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: With all these childrens' toy requiring batteries, millions of women around the world have had to resort to having sex with their husbands this holiday season. I'm the third option, usually my wife just spends more time in the shower. I could put the low flow restrictor back in but at what cost?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely.
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