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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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 (December 26, 2021 at 5:51 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: With all these childrens' toy requiring batteries, millions of women around the world have had to resort to having sex with their husbands this holiday season. ‘How many husbands have you had?’ ‘You mean apart from my own?’ - variously ascribed. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (December 26, 2021 at 5:51 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: With all these childrens' toy requiring batteries, millions of women around the world have had to resort to having sex with their husbands this holiday season. That would be terrible! But if I can do a little to help with their suffering, I am available for reasonable prices 
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it! 
^ You would actually prostitute your moral principles? Are you sure you're not religious?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (December 26, 2021 at 7:01 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote:(December 26, 2021 at 5:51 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: With all these childrens' toy requiring batteries, millions of women around the world have had to resort to having sex with their husbands this holiday season. I saw a Tweet today that said, "last year, I bought my niece a toy but forgot to buy her batteries. This year she gave me a couple of batteries in a pack that said, 'toy not included'!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (December 26, 2021 at 5:51 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: With all these childrens' toy requiring batteries, millions of women around the world have had to resort to having sex with their husbands this holiday season. I'm the third option, usually my wife just spends more time in the shower. I could put the low flow restrictor back in but at what cost?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely.
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