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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 1, 2022 at 12:05 pm
mmm...!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 1, 2022 at 1:52 pm
(February 1, 2022 at 12:05 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
mmm...!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 1, 2022 at 3:50 pm
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(January 30, 2022 at 5:18 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
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(February 1, 2022 at 7:15 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: A friend showed up unexpectedly over the weekend as I'd just sat down to play a little bit of Cyberpunk 2077.
So he watched me play for a while, chatting about random shit.
When I encountered a group of gang members, he was surprised to see me pull out a cattle prod and stun them all.
"You let them live? That's unlike you!"
Then he got to be horrified as I walked to each one, lying squirming on the ground, and shot them in the head.
WTF? Do people still think I'm a puppy-loving pacifist?
He was probably horrified that you let them off so easy.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 2, 2022 at 5:27 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 2, 2022 at 9:41 pm
(February 1, 2022 at 7:15 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: A friend showed up unexpectedly over the weekend as I'd just sat down to play a little bit of Cyberpunk 2077.
So he watched me play for a while, chatting about random shit.
When I encountered a group of gang members, he was surprised to see me pull out a cattle prod and stun them all.
"You let them live? That's unlike you!"
Then he got to be horrified as I walked to each one, lying squirming on the ground, and shot them in the head.
WTF? Do people still think I'm a puppy-loving pacifist?
In a word...NO!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 3, 2022 at 12:26 am
Here is some primitive humor
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 3, 2022 at 6:55 am
If you really feel you MUST ban books to preserve the mental health and well-being of children (the excuse that's usually given), then please - in the name of all you hold dear - start with this one:
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February 3, 2022 at 7:12 am
(February 3, 2022 at 6:55 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If you really feel you MUST ban books to preserve the mental health and well-being of children (the excuse that's usually given), then please - in the name of all you hold dear - start with this one:
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No, it's not accurate, her left arm is far too long!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 3, 2022 at 7:23 am
(February 3, 2022 at 7:12 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: (February 3, 2022 at 6:55 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If you really feel you MUST ban books to preserve the mental health and well-being of children (the excuse that's usually given), then please - in the name of all you hold dear - start with this one:
Boru
No, it's not accurate, her left arm is far too long!
Yeah, that as well.
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