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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 26, 2022 at 7:00 pm
(January 26, 2022 at 6:22 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(January 26, 2022 at 11:50 am)brewer Wrote: The 96 thru me off a bit, trying to read too much into it.

Why do you think she has a bloody nose?

She's probably been dipping into the nose candy to stay that skinny.

They don't do that in OZ. I'm going with box jelly sting.
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#4882
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 26, 2022 at 7:14 pm
(January 26, 2022 at 11:50 am)brewer Wrote:
(January 26, 2022 at 6:05 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: y3z2Mxd.jpeg]

Boru

The 96 thru me off a bit, trying to read too much into it.

Why do you think she has a bloody nose?

Perhaps they did it vice-versa?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 26, 2022 at 7:59 pm
(January 26, 2022 at 7:14 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(January 26, 2022 at 11:50 am)brewer Wrote: The 96 thru me off a bit, trying to read too much into it.

Why do you think she has a bloody nose?

Perhaps they did it vice-versa?

Makes sense, since it’s ‘the land down under’.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 28, 2022 at 4:08 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 28, 2022 at 2:00 pm
(January 28, 2022 at 4:08 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: w6qqW83.jpeg]

Boru

Of course, this assumes that you have no concept of your location, and the bear initially used stealth to sneak up on you in order to rip your eyes out when you weren't looking.

Other than that...tweak away!!!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 28, 2022 at 9:25 pm
Beast: You shall live in this castle for the rest of your life?

Beauty: Like, rent-free, right?

Beast: Well, yes, but that’s not…

Beauty: And no charge for food?

Beast: I don’t think you understand…

Beauty: And you have a LIBRARY? Sign me the fuck up!

Beast: Please leave.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 29, 2022 at 3:31 am
Remember, guys.

If she sits on your face you legally belong to her.

It's called squatter's rights.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 29, 2022 at 4:08 pm
(January 29, 2022 at 3:31 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Remember, guys.

If she sits on your face you legally belong to her.

It's called squatter's rights.

Fair.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 29, 2022 at 8:03 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 30, 2022 at 5:18 am
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