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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 4, 2022 at 6:39 pm
(February 4, 2022 at 5:49 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: (February 3, 2022 at 10:42 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: For those feeling worthless about themselves, don't. You have value
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What the hell is a "Kidney Pancreas"? Does the Pancreas only come as a package deal with the Kidney? Do I have to buy the undercoating and maintenance package with that?
Since when are body parts proper names? Enquiring® minds want to know!
(February 4, 2022 at 10:28 am)arewethereyet Wrote: I follow a local page for our town on FB...of course, the ice and snow and cold is the main topic of discussion right now.
Someone asked if there was anything available at Kroger (grocery store) after the big rush Wednesday night.
First reply was: 2 Snickers and a Mountain Dew.
Reply to that was: Dibs on the Mountain Dew.
I'd want to know who was snickering at the lack of groceries. Fucking anarchist!
(February 4, 2022 at 10:25 am)arewethereyet Wrote: This makes me nervous as I had 'chicken' fried rice last night...I hope it was chicken. 
Probably similar to the fake crab meat you often get at sushi bars. It's usually ground up pollack that's been mixed with sweeteners, extruded, and colored with pink dye. They will often list "real crab meat" in their more expensive rolls.
I’ll take your word for it, never having been in a sushi bar.
As for crab meat, we always get the ones that are still wiggling when they go in the pot. If this is imitation crab, it’s a performance worthy of an Oscar.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 4, 2022 at 10:50 pm
To the person who stole my glasses
I will find you, I have contacts.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 5, 2022 at 5:11 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 5, 2022 at 9:09 am
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(February 4, 2022 at 5:49 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: (February 4, 2022 at 10:25 am)arewethereyet Wrote: This makes me nervous as I had 'chicken' fried rice last night...I hope it was chicken.
Probably similar to the fake crab meat you often get at sushi bars. It's usually ground up pollack that's been mixed with sweeteners, extruded, and colored with pink dye. They will often list "real crab meat" in their more expensive rolls.
I'd be more concerned about the 'pork' that costs less than 'meatless'.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 5, 2022 at 10:48 am
I sometimes watch birds and wonder
“If I could fly who would I shit on?”
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 5, 2022 at 2:35 pm
(February 5, 2022 at 10:48 am)Darinda Wrote: I sometimes watch birds and wonder
“If I could fly who would I shit on?”
Better not be my car.
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February 5, 2022 at 6:33 pm
I'm thinking the guy in my previous post is Joe.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 5, 2022 at 7:19 pm
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And, potentially, no balls soon...
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February 5, 2022 at 9:08 pm
That maneuver is potentially a complete sex change.
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February 6, 2022 at 5:10 am
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