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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 6, 2022 at 7:18 am
(February 5, 2022 at 5:11 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: QE7HuST.jpeg]

Boru

That's going to be sore in the morning!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 6, 2022 at 9:22 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 6, 2022 at 10:53 am
Q: What’s the difference of deer nuts and beer nuts?
A: Beer nuts are a $1.75, but deer nut are under a buck.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 7, 2022 at 2:02 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 8, 2022 at 1:29 am
Do you think that this guy is compensating for something?

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 8, 2022 at 5:45 am
[Image: 273491421_5186928031326003_6295452508733...e=6206ED08]

This is a fuckin' million-dollar idea.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 8, 2022 at 11:07 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 9, 2022 at 1:13 am
Me in confession...

"So, the Body of Jesus is bread?"

"In a manner of speaking, yes."

"And he rose from the grave?"

"Yes. You get it!"

"Because of the yeast?"

"Get the fuck out!"
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 9, 2022 at 2:16 am
U CUM

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 9, 2022 at 6:36 am
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