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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
The Valkyrie Offline
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 3, 2022 at 2:53 am
(May 2, 2022 at 4:34 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Fall.jpg]

Contrary to rumour, that's not me...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 3, 2022 at 3:30 am
It's not the Valkyrie. It's me.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 3, 2022 at 5:14 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 3, 2022 at 7:50 am
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Violin Violin Violin Violin Violin Faints Home | Crusading Faithful A (cfatheism.org)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 3, 2022 at 8:36 am
My dad and I went to look at a used plow truck to replace his old one - which is rusting out.

The "new" one has a bit of rust - but I told the seller it should last a lifetime.

Pretty safe bet.

Dad turns 93 in a few weeks....
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 4, 2022 at 5:50 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 5, 2022 at 7:22 pm
(May 3, 2022 at 2:53 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 2, 2022 at 4:34 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Fall.jpg]

Contrary to rumour, that's not me...

And what about this?

[Image: Andthis.jpg]
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 5, 2022 at 7:46 pm
(May 5, 2022 at 7:22 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote:
(May 3, 2022 at 2:53 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Contrary to rumour, that's not me...

And what about this?

[Image: Andthis.jpg]

I'm not blonde...

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 6, 2022 at 4:34 am
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May 6, 2022 at 9:32 pm
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